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Worst Game Ever, Meow! Prelude

Author: 

  • Su Shi

Caution: 

  • CAUTION: Violence

Audience Rating: 

  • Mature Subjects (pg15)

Publication: 

  • Fiction
  • Novel Chapter
  • Serial Chapter

Genre: 

  • Transformations
  • Magic
  • Fantasy Worlds
  • Comedy
  • Adventure

Character Age: 

  • Teenage or High School

TG Themes: 

  • Animal / Furry / Non-human
  • Language or Cultural Change
  • Lesbian Fantasy
  • Lesbian Romance
  • Romantic

TG Elements: 

  • Breasts / Breast Implants
  • Jewelry / Earrings
  • Lesbians

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  • Posted by author(s)

Prologue: Welcome to Aurelia, Meow!

The package was the type that set off alarm bells in parents’ minds while sending a thrill of excitement through teenagers. Its sleek black cardboard exterior exuded an air of mystery, and the silver foil logo gleamed like a tantalizing mirage, catching the light with an almost hypnotic shimmer: AURELIA ONLINE.

There was no trace of a company name, no official stamp to validate its origin, and no return address to signify where it came from. Instead, the packaging was adorned only by a small, elegant embossed sticker, its surface catching the light just so. In understated yet sincere typography, it read: “Thank you for participating in our closed beta.” The simplicity of the message resonated, conveying appreciation for the recipient's involvement in something new and exciting.

Matthew had never intended to join a closed beta testing program, a hidden realm reserved for a select few.

He flipped the box over, revealing intricate silver lettering that shimmered softly under the warm glow of his desk lamp. The elegant runes twisted and intertwined across the surface like delicate veins of light, pulsating with an almost ethereal energy. As he tilted the box slightly, the surface seemed to ripple and undulate, giving the unsettling impression that something within the letters was alive, exhaling quietly in a sinister rhythm. Creepy? Undoubtedly.

Absolutely enticing! The allure is undeniable, drawing you in like a moth to a flame. There's something irresistible about the way it beckons, promising an experience that’s both thrilling and satisfying. Whether it's the vibrant colors, the mouthwatering aroma, or the tantalizing texture, every aspect is designed to captivate your senses and spark your curiosity. You simply can’t help but feel intrigued and eager to indulge!

Inside the sleek, black box, surrounded by a protective layer of plush foam, lay a solitary disk case. Its surface was smooth and polished, reflecting the soft glow of light. Next to it rested a vibrant, glossy card, its colors strikingly vivid against the muted backdrop. The card bore a bold message in elegant font: “Full Immersion Experience — Plug In, Press Play.” The promise of adventure and exploration echoed in those words, inviting curiosity and excitement for what lay ahead.

Someone had whimsically sketched a small smiley face on the back, its simple features distorted with an unsettling charm, the kind that might appeal to the twisted minds of serial killers who deceive themselves into believing it appears friendly.

Matthew shrugged, a casual gesture that belied the whirlwind of thoughts swirling in his mind. At just sixteen years old and perpetually immersed in the digital realm, he had long since come to terms with the adage that curiosity killed cats—yet it conversely crafted stunning thumbnails that drew viewers in like moths to a flame. With a hint of anticipation glimmering in his eyes, he slid the disk into the drive, the satisfying click echoing in the stillness of his room as he braced himself for what lay ahead.

The screen flickered violently, a brief flash of chaos before the monitor succumbed to a deep, velvety blackness. Gradually, like a ghostly apparition emerging from the shadows, pale text began to shimmer into existence, glowing softly against the darkness:

*WELCOME TO AURELIA ONLINE*

A realm filled with vibrant legends brought to life. An immersive experience that cherishes your journey and keeps your legacy alive.

The orchestral swell that followed was so powerful it sent vibrations coursing through the desk, causing papers to flutter and pens to rattle. Then, like an unexpected storm breaking on the horizon, the Terms of Service appeared on the screen — brief yet strangely lyrical, imbued with an undercurrent of foreboding. By proceeding, you consent to synchronize your avatar with the virtual realm and embrace the outcomes of deep-authentic role alignment, each word resonating with a sense of gravity and intrigue.

He furrowed his brow, a mix of confusion and skepticism etched across his face. “Sure, whatever that means,” he said, his voice laced with a hint of disdain. Click.

Character Creation: Where Chaos Begins
A magnificent cathedral of light blossomed on the screen, its vast expanse adorned with shimmering crystals that danced gracefully in the air. Hovering portraits, each one alive with vibrant colors and intricate details, added to the ethereal ambiance. As he navigated through the mesmerizing realm, soft voices murmured enchanting introductions, guiding him through the diverse array of races that awaited discovery.

Under a vast expanse of mountain sky, a tall, burly blacksmith stood, his muscles rippling like the steel he forged. “Drakkenborn – forge-blooded warriors of honor and flame,” he declared, his voice deep and resonant, echoing with the power of his lineage.

At that moment, a delicate woman with elegantly leaf-shaped ears turned gracefully, her presence bringing forth vibrant flowers that bloomed at her feet, their colors vibrant against the earth. “Sylvani – fae-touched guardians of the living forest,” she said softly, her voice a gentle whisper that mingled with the rustling leaves.

Next was a rugged man, his hands skilled and steady as he polished a gleaming sword by the warm glow of lamplight, the light dancing upon the blade. “Ordins – adaptable humans who build kingdoms with their hands,” he proclaimed, his tone steady with the pride of his craftsmanship.

A serene archer followed, their silver hair flowing around them like moonlight cascading through midnight branches. With a calm aura, they announced, “Elvari – timeless elves attuned to the song of magic,” as if weaving a spell with each word.

Finally, a girl with twitching feline ears and a mischievous grin burst into view, her energy infectious and playful. “Felari – swift, curious, and delightfully unpredictable,” she exclaimed, her voice bubbling with excitement.

Matthew couldn't help but smile, his eyes sparkling with amusement. “Catfolk it is,” he replied, embracing their spirited essence.

He clicked on Felari, and the model materialized before him — a captivating cat-eared girl with a slender, graceful frame. Her tail swayed playfully, and her golden eyes sparkled with a knowing glimmer, as if she could sense his intentions before he even made a move. The soft, inviting contours of her form and the delicate features of her face drew him in, making it hard to look away from the enchanting avatar standing before him.

“Alright, Steph,” he declared with an exuberant grin, already bestowing an identity upon her. “You’re destined to be iconic.” With a sense of mischievous joy, he deftly adjusted the sliders, his fingers dancing over the controls as if orchestrating a grand symphony. The anticipation in the air crackled with electric energy, and he could hardly contain his excitement.

Bust size, at its fullest, 500%, suggesting a more than generous and top heavy silhouette. Smile intensity radiates with a captivating charm that dances between the realms of “adorable” and a vibrant “chaotic energy,” drawing people in with its infectious warmth. Tail length is strikingly ample, a playful appendage that seems almost eager to trip over its own exuberance. Hair color is a stunning cascade of shimmering silver-blonde, intertwined with delicate lilac streaks that catch the light, creating a mesmerizing aura of enchantment.

He turned his attention to the intriguing “Traits” tab, his curiosity piqued by its colorful descriptors.

*Accident-Prone:* A whimsical fate graced him with slapstick luck, amplifying his misadventures by 10%, while steadily chipping away at his dignity by an equal measure.

*Overcharged Magic:* Every incantation he uttered became an unpredictable spectacle, bursting forth with unexpected zeal and drama.

*Lucky:* The universe seemed utterly bewildered by his presence, attempting to navigate the chaotic energy he radiated, with fate hilariously intervening at every turn.

*Clumsy Tail:* His tail, a lively appendage, posed a constant threat—not only to himself but also to all within his vicinity, swaying dangerously like a pendulum of doom.

*Speech Quirk:* To his astonishment, an unshakeable quirk colored his speech, irresistibly inserting “meow” into every emotional utterance he made. He could only stare in disbelief at this last trait. “Wait—can’t be removed?” he murmured, a mix of wonder and dread coursing through him.

A tooltip materialized on the screen, its edges shimmering with an ethereal glow:

*Felari authenticity required. Adjust intensity?*

Low / Medium / High Chaos

“High Chaos, obviously,” he murmured, a thrill of excitement coursing through him.

With a deft movement, he began to scroll through the available classes, each name shimmering with potential: *Mage, Rogue, Blade Dancer, Bard*, and one that flickered unpredictably, its letters dancing like fireflies in the dark. Curious and intrigued, he couldn’t resist the magnetic pull of that glitching option. Without hesitation, he clicked it.

Class Selected: Chaos Mage (Unstable). Proceed with caution.

Matthew let out a hearty chuckle, his laughter ringing through the otherwise quiet room. “Caution is for those with low charisma,” he declared confidently, his eyes sparkling with mischief.

As if in response, a soft chime resonated, cutting through the air like a gentle bell.

“Are you sure you want to finalize this build?” The voice was soothing and melodic, almost teasing in its tone, creating an uncanny sense of intimacy.

“Yes,” he affirmed, his voice firm and resolute. “Let’s see what you’ve got for me—wait, did I just—?” A flicker of realization crossed his face, his expression shifting to one of playful disbelief.

CONFIRMED. INITIALIZING IMMERSION SEQUENCE.

The world went white.

The Fall Into Aurelia
The wind howled ferociously in his ears, a relentless force that seemed to sweep him off his feet. Brilliant streams of color flashed by, swirling together like the vibrant patterns of a kaleidoscope, disorienting yet mesmerizing.

He instinctively reached for the familiar solidity of his desk, but his hand found only empty space. Startled, he tumbled onto the cool, damp grass beneath him, the texture sharp against his skin.

With a deep breath, he blinked open his eyes, allowing the world around him to come into focus.

A sun-drenched meadow unfurled in a vibrant tapestry, stretching endlessly in every direction. The air was refreshingly crisp, scented faintly with wildflowers and the earth after a gentle rain, while the sky overhead was a dazzling azure, so vivid it felt as if it could wash away the world’s worries. The flowers danced with uncontainable joy in the gentle breeze, their colors an exuberant celebration of life.

He slowly rose to a sitting position, taking in the surreal beauty around him. His robe—a soft, lilac garment adorned with extravagantly flowing sleeves—clutched at his memories, for it was undoubtedly not the attire he had chosen to wear. It fluttered around him, whimsical and out of place, as if summoned from a dream rather than draped over his shoulders.

“Ow,” he muttered under his breath, wincing as he instinctively brought his hands to his chest, rubbing the area gently in an attempt to ease the discomfort. Suddenly, he froze, his heart racing.

It was a sight that defied reason, and his eyes widened in disbelief as he took in the scene before him. They were enormous, their size overwhelming and impossible to ignore, looming larger than anything he had ever encountered.

A piercing scream escaped his lips, echoing in the stillness of the room. Abruptly, he clapped his hand over his mouth, stifling the sound.

His voice had taken on an unexpected, higher pitch, a note of panic threading through his tone. As he glanced down, a flick of his tail—yes, tail—swept across his lap with a nervous energy.

“Oh no,” he murmured, his heart racing as disbelief washed over him. He looked down again, his eyes wide with shock. “Oh no.”

He possessed a graceful form, with soft, rounded curves that hinted at an agile strength. His ears, perked and alert, twitched slightly as if catching whispers from the world around him. A long, elegant tail swayed smoothly behind him, expressing his emotions in a fluent dance.

And then, an undeniable impulse welled up within him, urging him to vocalize—

“Meow.”

The sound slipped from his lips unexpectedly, bright and tinged with a hint of embarrassment, like a melody that broke the quiet. In that moment, a shimmering, translucent window materialized in midair, its edges glimmering softly as it framed the unfolding scene.

PLAYER: STEPH (LEVEL 1 CHAOS MAGE)

STATUS: Stuck. Good luck, meow!

RACE: Felari

Primary Element: Anarchy

Alignment: Chaotic Adorable

Quests Available: [Talk to Literally Anyone] [Touch Grass (Complete!)] [Find Pants That Fit]

He fixated on the screen, his brow furrowing in confusion. “Status: stuck? That doesn’t make any sense—”

SYSTEM MENU: Temporarily unavailable during onboarding.

“...Right. Absolutely fine, meow.”

With that, he got to his feet, but in an instant, his tail betrayed him; it twisted beneath him, causing him to stumble clumsily. He spun around in a comical whirl, and before he could regain his balance, he tumbled into a nearby bush. The air was filled with the delightful aroma of freshly baked sugar cookies, enveloping him in a sweet, comforting embrace.

Achievement Unlocked: Grace of a Dying Octopus. (+1 Luck)

The Tutorial Village
The path meandered gracefully through the vibrant meadow, leading toward a charming little town nestled in the distance. Wisps of smoke curled lazily from chimney tops, casting gentle shadows as they drifted into the azure sky. The melodic sound of distant laughter flowed through the air like a sweet serenade, carried softly on the warm, sunlit breeze. Steph—he supposed he was Steph now—strolled along the sun-dappled dirt road, a sense of dazed wonder mingling with a delightful thrill as he absorbed the serene beauty around him.

The first signpost read:

WELCOME TO GREENBROOK – A FRIENDLY STARTING AREA (Most Days)

The village unfolded like a scene straight from a storybook, bursting with vibrant life and enchanting charm. Humans hurried between colorful stalls, their laughter mingling with the delightful sounds of bartering over ripe apples and glinting copper trinkets that sparkled in the sunlight. Elves—tall, graceful beings with ethereal beauty—glided effortlessly through the crowd, their long, pointed ears catching the golden rays and shimmering like delicate filigree. One elf strummed a harp, filling the air with a melodious tune that resonated like a gentle breeze, while another levitated an assortment of fruit with a soft, emerald glow of magic, drawing delighted applause from onlookers enchanted by the display. The scene was alive with the vibrant tapestry of sights, sounds, and sensations, each moment steeped in the magic of an otherworldly realm.

“Alright,” Steph whispered, her eyes sparkling with excitement. “The NPCs are absolutely stunning. It’s like they stepped right out of a dream. Meow.” Her tail flicked playfully behind her, as if it were echoing her admiration with a mind of its own, swaying gracefully like a banner of approval.

In the heart of a bustling village, the rhythmic clang of metal echoed from a nearby forge, where a Drakkenborn, his scales shimmering like molten lava, wielded a heavy hammer with fierce determination. As he struck the red-hot steel, brilliant sparks erupted around him, dancing like tiny stars against his rugged form. Meanwhile, under the dappled shade of a vibrant market stall, a Sylvani herbalist displayed a mesmerizing array of glowing flowers. Each blossom pulsed with an ethereal light, and as curious hands reached out to touch them, the flowers emitted soft giggles that harmonized with the cheerful chatter of the passing crowd.

As Steph stepped into the warm, fragrant embrace of the bakery, her gaze fell upon a cheerful, plump Ordin woman with a broad smile who waved her over with a welcoming gesture.

“Oh! A Felari!” the woman exclaimed, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Haven’t seen one of your kind in weeks.” She wiped her hands on her flour-dusted apron, revealing the remnants of her craft, before leaning in slightly, her voice warm and inviting. “Name’s Mara. You look like you could use a meal.”

Before Steph could respond, her stomach let out a loud, unmistakable growl, echoing through the cozy space like a hungry beast. “Uh, yeah, meow—wait, I didn’t mean—” she stuttered, her cheeks flushing with embarrassment as she struggled to find the right words. The smell of fresh bread and sweet pastries filled the air, intensifying her sudden urge for something delectable.

Mara chuckled softly, her eyes sparkling with amusement. “Oh, dear one! You remind me so much of the old catfolk trader who used to roam these streets. He had a unique way of speaking, always punctuating his sentences with a playful little meow. It was utterly charming and made everything he said feel like a delightful performance!”

Steph’s cheeks flushed a deep shade of crimson. “It’s… a cultural trait, meow,” she explained, her voice barely above a whisper.

“Ah, such fascinating traditions!” the other woman replied warmly, a bright smile lighting up her face as she extended her hand, offering a steaming roll. “Do be careful; it’s piping hot straight from the oven.” The fragrant aroma wafted through the air, promising warmth and comfort, as she watched Steph grasp the roll with a mix of curiosity and caution.

Steph took a hearty bite, her taste buds awakening to an explosion of flavors. It was, without a doubt, the best bread she had ever savored—warm, crusty, and perfectly chewy.

"I think I just glimpsed heaven," she mumbled, crumbs dancing on her lips as she spoke. “Meow.”

Mara, leaning in with a twinkle in her eyes, seemed to share in her delight. “I’m glad you like it. You appear to be the adventurous sort,” she said, lowering her voice as if sharing a secret. “If you’re on the lookout for work, I might have a quest just for you.”

NEW QUEST: Mara’s Coop Conundrum

Lately, three wolves have been prowling the edges of my property, causing distress among my chickens. Their eyes are unnervingly peculiar, almost otherworldly, sending shivers down my spine. I need someone brave and resourceful to investigate this unsettling situation and drive these menacing creatures away.

In return for your help, I offer a reward of five loaves of freshly baked bread and a sturdy, functional belt. Your assistance would mean the world to me and restore peace to my farm.

Steph felt a wave of emotion wash over her at the mere mention of the word "belt." The rope sash that she had cinched around her waist had been gradually slipping and sagging, as if it were staging a rebellion against her all afternoon. Each subtle tug and shift felt like a protest, leaving her more frustrated and uncomfortable with every passing moment.

“Consider it done, meow,” she declared with an air of confidence, a playful grin spreading across her face even as she felt a tinge of embarrassment for her own quirkiness.

Mara let out a soft laugh, a melodious sound that echoed lightly around them. “Good luck, dearie,” she replied, her eyes twinkling with mischief. “And if you happen to cross paths with any of those notorious Elvari hunters, do me a favor—tell them to stop their incessant flirting with my daughters.” Her tone shifted slightly, betraying a hint of protective warmth beneath her playful demeanor.

Magic 101: The Hard Way
As she journeyed through the misty woods, a flickering glow suddenly caught her attention, illuminating the shadows that danced among the trees. To her astonishment, a radiant orb materialized beside her, adorned with a comically small graduation cap that seemed almost out of place in the wilderness.

“Welcome, adventurer!” the Tutorial Spirit chimed, its voice melodic and bright, echoing off the ancient trunks. “You have selected the Chaos Mage class! We will now begin Controlled Spell Practice.” The air around her crackled with anticipation, and she felt a rush of energy pulsing from the glowing entity, hinting at the wild, unpredictable magic waiting to be unleashed.

Steph's eyes lit up with excitement. “Controlled sounds good,” she said, her voice trembling with anticipation.

“Hold out your hand and visualize a flame,” came the guiding instruction.

She followed the prompt, extending her palm and focusing her thoughts. A tiny spark flickered to life—a gentle, soft glow that danced like a firefly on a summer night. It was undeniably charming, as if it were a hidden secret waiting to be discovered.

Suddenly, with a surprising ferocity, the spark sneezed into existence, transforming into a fireball the size of a wagon wheel.

“AHHH—MEOW!” she shrieked, caught off guard by the sudden eruption. In a panic, she flung the seething orb of flame toward a nearby scarecrow, and with a loud whoosh, it collided with the straw figure, erupting in a brilliant explosion that left nothing but wisps of smoke and a faint scent of charred straw in the air.

Spell Cast: Fireball (Critical Overcast)

Tutorial Note: “Consider starting with less fire.”

“Consider your mom,” Steph muttered under her breath, frustratedly shaking out her sleeve, still smoldering from her last attempt. The orb, gleaming with a soft luminescence, emitted a polite ding, its voice brimming with enthusiasm. “Splendid enthusiasm! Let’s aim for a healing spell this time!”

Gathering her focus, she lifted her hands in concentration, but her next attempt resulted in an unexpected burst of energy. In an instant, her robe dried completely, the fabric tight against her skin, while the force of the magic snapped her belt rope cleanly in half, sending the frayed ends fluttering to the ground like defeated ribbons.

She tightly clutched the fabric, her fingers trembling slightly as she drew it close to her chest. “You and I,” she whispered fiercely, casting a narrow-eyed glare at her swishing tail, “are walking a perilous line, meow.”

An Unexpected Hint of Darkness
Following a series of hilariously catastrophic tutorials—one particularly memorable moment involved her unwittingly bestowing vibrant blossoms upon a humble rock— the spirit waved her off with a flourish, urging her toward the weathered town gate.

“Go forth, brave Steph! Embrace your destiny!” the spirit proclaimed, its voice a melody of encouragement that echoed through the air.

“Which one?” she muttered under her breath, a hint of frustration lacing her tone. “I seem to have several competing ones, meow.”

The path meandered into the heart of the forest, where beams of sunlight danced through the vibrant emerald leaves, casting playful patterns on the ground. The air was thick with the earthy scent of damp moss and the sweet undertones of wildflowers. Ahead, a low growl reverberated through the trees—a sound that felt more glitchy than beastly, like static attempting to mimic the haunting call of a wolf.

She froze in place, the chill of the moment prickling at her skin. Her tail fluffed up to an impressive double its usual size, a feathery plume of alarm.

“Alright, Steph. Wolves. Not so hard, right? Just your classic first quest. Definitely not cursed, meow,” she reassured herself, though uncertainty laced her voice.

Suddenly, a flicker of movement stirred in the shadows, sending a shiver down her spine.

Two glowing orbs of greenish light flickered in the dimness—eyes, intently watching her from the shadows. When they blinked slowly, she could have sworn she heard a whisper woven into the silence, barely audible but unmistakably clear:

“Player?”

Her ears twitched, finely attuned to the whispers of the night.

“...What?” she murmured, her voice barely rising above the rustling leaves.

The air around her flickered, shimmering like a heat haze, static skittering across her skin as goosebumps erupted along her arms.

Emerging from the shadows, the creature revealed itself—a wolf-shaped figure, yet distinctly wrong, as if crafted from a nightmare. Its fur was a chaotic tapestry, threaded with jagged lines of brilliant digital cracks, while its eyes danced unsettlingly, flickering between an electric green and a molten gold.

Steph swallowed hard, dread pooling in her stomach. “Nope. Nope nope nope—”

STATUS EFFECT: Bravely Terrified. (+5% Evasion while fleeing dramatically.)

She raised a trembling hand, her fingers quivering with a mix of fear and determination. “Light spell! Just a little one, meow!” A soft peach glow blossomed in her palm, warm and inviting.

As she concentrated, the light surged, doubling in intensity, then tripling, flaring like the first rays of dawn breaking through a darkened sky. Suddenly, it erupted with a thunderous force, detonating like a firework factory set ablaze, cascading brilliant sparks throughout the shadowy surroundings.

When the vibrant smoke finally settled, the menacing wolf-thing was nowhere to be seen—vanished as if it had either fled in terror or simply dissolved into nothingness.

Steph exhaled deeply, her heart racing. “Okay. That went fine. Nothing exploded—except everything, meow.”

Her tail thumped rhythmically against her leg, the sound echoing like a cheerful applause from an unseen audience. She let out a long, exasperated sigh, the kind that carried both resignation and humor. “Fine, I’ll take it as a win, meow,” she declared, a playful glint in her eyes as she embraced the moment.

A translucent box appeared overhead:

End of Prologue
As she made her way back to Greenbrook, the remnants of her robe smoldering at the edges and her pride bruised and battered, something caught her eye—a flickering hint of luminescent blue code shimmering at the periphery of her vision. It danced like ephemeral fireflies, only to evaporate the moment she blinked.

Was it a trick of the bright sunlight filtering through the trees? Or was it something more elusive, a whisper of another reality waiting to be uncovered?

QUEST UPDATED: Mara’s Coop Conundrum – Completed (Technically).


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