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Today, September 19th is the GREATEST holiday of the year, except maybe Groundhogs Day.
It's INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pira...
Swashbuckle, drink and pillage to your hearts content.
But do pillage responsibly
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Long John
No Avast! All hands to the mains'l. AHarrrr!
Ahoy, all ye scurvy keyboard sailors ...
That is =not= how pirates talk.
Real pirates talk like this:
"Your current Visa balance is $$$%(&#* ..."
{Follow Dave Ramsey or similar, and ZERO out =all- your credit cards.}
"Just four easy payments."
"Would you like the extended warranty?"
Me: "You mean your product is no d--- good?"
"Do you want to super-size those fat-drenched fries?"
Me: "No, no lard-stick fries. I want to live to see my great-grandchildren."
"And, when you elect me, I will ..."
"Your Savings/Checking account monthly maintenance fee is ..."