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Dipthong: an uncomfortable type of underwear, that dips between your cheeks and grinds on different parts of your anatomy.

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Wedding Thong

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Daphne Xu's picture

This was posted on ASSD in 1999. A regular on ASSD was talking about her upcoming wedding. There was talk of wearing thongs, and this was posted:

"This was supposed to be one of the most profound moments in her
life. But, as her beloved bridegroom took her finger to slide on the
slender gold band that would make them one for a lifetime, all she
could think about was the slender lace string slowly disappearing up
her backside..."

It's also a good example of vivid, descriptive writing. (I would have changed "disappearing" to "creeping".)

-- Daphne Xu

Thongs

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mountaindrake's picture

Thongs are worn on ones feet in the summer time and are also called flip-flops,shower shoes, beach sandals and a number of other things , and are not to be confused with under garments. snicker snicker words having more than one meaning are so confusing.

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Words

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Daphne Xu's picture

"snicker snicker words" ... "Snicker knickers words"?

-- Daphne Xu

Snicker Nickers

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mountaindrake's picture

Is that a type of edible under garment. Hmm interesting thought that.

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a rubber

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mountaindrake's picture

Is a device used to hold a group of objects together like pens or pencils, bundle of money. They are usually made of rubber.

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ugh

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creeping is so creepy.

Paula

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Throngue twister

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erin's picture

Her sticky knickers nicked her thronging rubber thong wrong.

Hugs, bugs, thrugs...
Erin

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