The Many Tails of KittyHawk

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A pirate attack on a ship starts a chain of events that changes the world forever. 
The Many Tails of KittyHawk
by Saless

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The Jay Ward Variations

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DON'T DRINK THE WATER
---or---
JIMMY GREW HORNS AND I DON'T CARE
(an unapproved Kittyhawk Drabble by Laika...)

Jimmy's my best friend. We do everything together. Share our deepest secrets. So when he wanted to mutate, stupidly I agreed, purchasing the contaminated seawater on e-bay. It worked. Sort of...

I didn't want to change sex. I imagined becoming powerful, like a cheetah, not this squeeky-voiced pipsqueak with titties all down my front. Poor Jim---whose desire to become female prompted our whole misadventure---is tall, dorky and male-er than ever. He's always getting his antlers tangled on things ........ But at least we didn't die. And I can FLY!

But we're really tired of all the Rocky and Bullwinkle jokes.

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~Sorry, I couldn't resist. I do so love these stories of yours. Hugs, Laika

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe,
for the axe had convinced them that because his handle
was made of wood he was one of them.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

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Very good Laika, I love it! You also hit on an idea I've been playing around with...

Saless

"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America

"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America

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