I've turned 50, and I'm not happy about it.
It's my Birthday
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You're liable to get pummeled here
Complaining about turning fifty makes you an open target for all us truly decrepit old bitches who will call you a spring chicken and a pup and tell you to "consider the alternative" while beating you about the head + shoulders with our ear trumpets and colostomy bags. Now get a haircut + turn down that racket, and happy birthday anyway
for the axe had convinced them that because his handle
was made of wood he was one of them.
Good number
That is a milestone in life HAPPY BIRTHDAY the next 50 are easier
Happy Birthday!!!! And I'd
Happy Birthday!!!! And I'd be happy to change ages with you, since in a few months I will turn 60. :)
V/ "Live long and Prosper."
Hugs,
Erin of Wis <3
Its my Birthday
I'll exchange with you any day - I'm 74 and wishing I was in my fifties again, especially since I met someone in that age bracket I would love to connect with!
The alternative isn't that great
Happy Birthday Valentine
Give it a chance to grow on you
always
Barb
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
Happy Birthday
it's not the number that counts but how you feel and don't frown about it, you only make the wrinkles come quicker.
Hugs,
Angharad
Angharad
Happy Birthday
Enjoy each birthday. A wise old person ( lets keep it PC) once said the option to having birthdays ain't so good. and age is only in the mind ( tell that to my aches and pains that 76 of them bring)
Remember get up in the morning and look out the window and see the green side of the grass, then check the obits and if uou ain't there be happy and celebrate
Happy birthday and lots more of them
So old...
Laika and I waited tables at the Last Supper? Last date? I was carbon-dated a while back... nyuk nyuk Happy birthday, Valentine!
Love, Andrea Lena
Trust me
There is life after 50. I'm actually happy to have 50 behind me. As a mater-of-fact, I'm looking forward to this time next year when I'll have celebrated my 50th wedding anniversary. (I'll have gone by my 72nd birthday by then.
Hugs
Patricia
Happiness is being all dressed up and HAVING some place to go.
Semper in femineo gerunt
Ich bin ein femininer Mann
Look at the bright side
At least you get a birthday every year. While I did have one this year, I don't get another until the year 2020 :p
Happy birthday you young whippersnapper!
We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
A big Happy Birthday to you,
A big Happy Birthday to you, You young whippersnapper you. Remember, always be kind to those older than you, because karma is not the only thing that can come back and "bite" you. So can a cane. :-)
A saying to remember "Old is ten years older than you are."
So play in the rain, sing in the shower, enjoy life and just have an excellent time when and as you can.
Jimmy Carter
wrote a wonderful book The Virtues of Aging.
A bit of clarification
I'm an AB, I haven't been happy with Birthdays since I turned 3.