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He smirked. “I don’t wear anything.”
Another Country -14-
by Erin Halfelven
Josh sat down on the couch like it was his throne, arms thrown wide across the back cushions. I flopped beside him with the remote and started flipping through the local channels. The Saturday night Creature Feature had just started on Channel 9, hosted by a guy in a Dracula cape and a sparkly bowtie.
“Tonight,” he said in a dramatic Transylvanian accent, “we bring you terror… mystery… and a house full of haunts…”
“Anything but Jaws again,” I muttered. “Last time we watched that, I almost peed on myself.”
Josh grinned without looking at me. “When was that?”
I didn’t answer. It was last November. Six months ago. I still remembered how my leg twitched every time the music started: da-dum… da-dum…
“Okay,” I said. “This one’s called House on Haunted Hill. Vincent Price. Black and white. It’ll be dumb and creepy.”
“Perfect,” said Josh. He grinned, and I made a noise that might have been a giggle, wincing as I did so.
Before the movie could really get going, Dad stepped into the living room, jingling his keys.
“Hey, Bobby,” he said. “Your brother and Cyndy are going to take your room tonight. So you’ll be out here on the couch.”
“Okay?”
Dad looked between Josh and me. “Bonus for you two — means Josh can stay as late as he wants.”
Josh raised his eyebrows. “Cool.”
“Cool,” I echoed. Not really sure I meant it.
Dad turned to leave, but stopped at the doorway. “Oh—and don’t forget. No school on Sunday, but we’ve gotta leave early tomorrow if we want to make it to your Uncle David’s and back. He’s in Peterborough, fifty miles out. Be ready by seven.”
“Okay,” I said again. Seven. Jeez, what happened to sleeping in on Sunday?
Dad nodded and left the room.
“I guess I better go grab my pajamas,” I said.
Josh looked over at me. “You wear pajamas?”
I rolled my eyes. “Sometimes.”
He smirked. “I don’t wear anything.”
“I know,” I said automatically, and then froze. “I mean—I didn’t—I mean, you told me that once, I think.”
His brow seemed to twitch. Did he know I’d seen him naked in his bed just that morning, like twelve hours ago? Josh was grinning now. “Did I tell you that?”
I didn’t answer. I was already halfway down the hall.
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In my room, I stood in front of the dresser, door closed, lights off. I reached under my shirt and touched the chemise. It was smooth and light, making me feel somewhat safe. But I thought about sitting next to Josh, buttons on my pajama top maybe pulling open, or him catching a glimpse of the straps. The satiny fabric would be a giveaway.
I pulled it off and folded it carefully before stuffing it under a pile of socks.
I put on a thicker pair of navy blue pajamas with little white dots and a long-sleeved top that didn’t button tightly. It was warm, maybe too warm, but I didn’t want to think about that.
Back in the living room, Josh looked me up and down once and snorted.
“What?” I asked.
“Nothing,” he said, eyes on the screen. “You want popcorn?”
I blinked. “I was gonna ask you that.”
He grinned. “Then yeah.”
I popped a big pan on the stove and poured some lemonade from the fridge into two tall glasses. Josh adjusted the couch cushions and tossed a throw blanket to the side. The popcorn smelled like movie theaters without the jujubes stuck to the floor.
We sat close, sharing the bowl between us. I already regretted the butter I’d melted to put on the popcorn, as usual, I’d used too much. We’d both have greasy fingers.
Josh kicked off his shoes and stretched out, taking up most of the couch. I slid down to the floor, cross-legged, leaning back against the cushion near his knees.
The movie was old, weird, and full of creepy music. Vincent Price walked through dusty halls while doors slammed shut on their own and women screamed like tea kettles. We both laughed at the obviously fake skeletons and dramatic lighting, but every now and then, something actually scary would happen, and I’d jump a little.
At one point, I looked up and caught Josh watching me. His face didn’t change.
“What?” I asked.
“Nothing,” he said. I could see the reflection of the TV screen in his eyes.
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Later, I got up to refill the lemonades, taking a moment to use a paper towel to wipe butter off my fingers.. When I came back, Josh had melted into the couch, one arm behind his head, one leg across almost the whole seat, the other right where I had been sitting.
“I had that spot,” I said.
He didn’t move. “You snooze, you lose.”
I looked at him, then at the TV, and then at the couch.
“Make some room.”
He shifted a little, patting the cushion between his legs like it was the most natural thing in the world. I hesitated, then sat. My hip bumped against his thigh. One of my hands landed on his leg as I adjusted the popcorn.
I left it there.
The movie reached its climax — creaking noises, screaming, the house shaking before it disappeared into Hell. I gasped. Josh laughed. People died horribly.
Then it was over.
A commercial came on for a used car dealership, featuring a guy in a cowboy hat riding a rhino. “I’d do anything to sell a car,” the voiceover proclaimed in a West Tulsa drawl.
“Does this make a bed?” Josh asked.
“Yeah,” I said. “But it’s a horrible bed. Better to just sleep on it as a couch.”
He nodded. Neither of us said anything else.
I felt Josh shift beside me. I still had one leg pressed against his thigh, and my hand resting near his other knee. My heart was pounding.
He reached down and lifted my chin.
I looked into his eyes, seeing my own reflection this time.
And then he kissed me.
It didn’t last long — just long enough to know it happened, just long enough to make everything inside me tilt and spin.
And suddenly I was sitting on the floor, stunned, popcorn spilled somewhere under the coffee table, and Josh was halfway out the front door like Vincent Price was chasing him with an axe.
The door clicked shut.
The rhino on the TV charged through a flaming hoop while the cowboy screamed about rebates and zero percent financing.
I just sat there feeling the greasy fingerprints Josh had left on my chin and the cool fire in my lips.
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Comments
Oh dear
was that an earthquake, tsunami and tornado all occurring at once?
Existential crisis time. Will it be Bobby or Bobbie who we see next chapter? Great chapter Erin. I feel such a kinship with Bobbie and rooting for her to fully emerge. Go Girl!!
Pippa NewHouse
Thanks, hon :)
This chapter was a lot of fun to write. :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
False Bravado
There was Josh being ultra-cool until he kissed Bobby and then he ran like a jackrabbit!
Yup...
Yup. Yup. Yup. :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Complications
Upon complications!
Angharad
Ha!
I think I've seen that kind of thing in stories by someone else. :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Bobby's PJs
A dead giveaway!
But, but...
...they're blue!
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Cal!
Your bravado’s on the blink — go see Cal!
Maybe later than you think — go see Cal!
You’re a girl and it is true
that the last to know is you.
Your pajamas are a clue!
Go see Cal!
If you’re looking for a better set of heels,
He will stand upon his head to beat all deals.
He will stand upon his head
’til his ears are turning red.
Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal!
Great chapter, Erin. I loved both the kiss, and the panicked reaction afterwards. There’s real teen romance!
— Emma
I'm Cal Worthingon, and this is my dog Spot
But it was never a dog. Animals featured as "Spot" included a killer whale from SeaWorld, lion, elephant, goose, bull, various snakes, rhinoceros, skunk, bear, a roller-skating chimpanzee, carabao, and hippopotamus. Even NFL player Deacon Jones once played "Spot" and sang the jingle.
Reminds me of my summers in Los Angeles in the late '70s, early '80s, living with my Dad. Bittersweet memories.
Sammy
Ah! Then you also know . . .
. . . the name of the business located at the Firestone exit off the Long Beach Freeway in Southgate. :)
I hope the balance of your memories are sweet.
— Emma
Elizabeth Bakery
I never patronized them though. But I did know about it. Are you or your family connected with it?
My Dad's house was in the Western edge of Alhambra, close to Lincoln Heights. My Dad's girlfriend would drive me the 10 minutes from our house to Dodgers Stadium and sit next to me, bored out of her mind, while I rooted for the opposing team (I'm from New York). But I liked baseball.
The balance of my memories are sweet. Some of them may be transmuted into literary form in my next serial, "Summer Girl." Which is trying to be written...I tell myself. A snippet of it is in "Valentines Day, 1995," that I posted a couple of months ago.
Hugs,
Sammy
Ha!
You missed this one: “Pete Ellis Dodge . . . Long Beach Freeway . . . Firestone Exit . . . SOUTHgate “ (and repeat). Channel 5 played their spots almost as often as Cal Worthington’s.
Looking forward to that story, Sammy. :)
— Emma
Not being a native Angeleno...
and being from New York, I wasn't all that interested in cars. I didn't actually get a driver's license until I was in my 20s and that was only because my job at the time required I spend several weeks a year in L.A. and Tampa Bay (Oldsmar to be exact). I'm an awful driver. My Dad's girlfriend bought a Chevy Cavalier in 1980 from S & J Chevrolet in the Cerritos Auto Square and I remember her and my Dad arguing about who would pay for it. That's the car she drove me around L.A. in, like to Dodgers games, the beach, and shopping. She was still driving that car a decade later when I visited her in San Francisco. Her daughter is my godchild.
Well that's more than you want to know about me. LOL.
Hugs,
Sammy
OMG! I remember those...
Commercials! lol
Great chapter and tracks similarly to my own exploration w/ a friend back in the 70's... God I love this story!!
Hugz!
Rachel M. Moore
Back when...
Back when TV and dating were both fun. :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Original
The original Spot commercials were Cal making fun of another car dealer who really did have his dog in commercials. I think the first Spot was a cat of some kind.
Cal did other sorts of crazy things for his commercials in the style of Madman Muntz, a TV and stereo dealer. Other advertisers joined in the fun. A car dealer in Washington said he would throw in a free radio and the screen showed a radio crashing through the windshield of a car!
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.