Hide and Seek
by
MichelleA

Good night, Gwen. Don't think anything of it; Bob was fine looking after
James while we went out tonight. Do you have everything James? Alright
goodnight again.

Bob. Bob. Are you in your room? Janet hears sniffling coming from
Bob's room. Opening the door, she sees a young girl crying on Bob's bed.
Looking up the girl sees Janet and begins to cry harder. Janet realizes
that the girl looks like Bob.

Bob, why are you dressed like that and where did you get the wig and
clothes.

Oh Mom, I'm a girl now. One hundred percent girl, I checked.

What do you mean? Stripping out of her clothes, Bob showed her mother
what she meant.

Oh Dear, how did this happen, do you know?

I decided to play hide and seek with Egghead.

Bob, I told you not to call James Egghead. It's not nice.

Do you remember that cartoon with Foghorn Leghorn where he plays hide
and seek with his nephew Egghead Jar?

Yes.

Well, I went and hide in the bathroom while he counted. I could hear him
using his stupid slide rule while he mumbled different things to add to
the equation he was doing. Eventually he walked past the bathroom and
into your room and pulled me out of the closet. When he saw I was a
girl he just mumbled that he must have used the wrong sign for the
coefficient of drag. Then you arrived home.