This isn't fiction, this really happened the other day. It amused me, and I hope it amuses some of you and that it's OK to post a true story here.

My wife and I were getting dressed at the same time this morning. She was getting ready to take the dog out for a walk and I was getting ready to clean house. We both had our panties on, she was pulling a t-shirt over her head, and I was hooking up my bra. She looks at me and laughs.

“One of us goes without a bra whenever she can get away with it, and the other one of us wears a bra whenever he can get away with it.”

“Oh well, at least one of us is wearing a bra, even if it’s the one without boobs.”

“You have boobs.”

“Yeah, but they’re fake ones, not real ones like yours.”

She was putting on a pair of shorts and I was pulling pantyhose up my legs.

“Yewwww….pantyhose.” She hasn’t worn nylons in ages. She laughs at me and walks out. I finish getting ready.

Plain cotton bra & panties, nude pantyhose, light blue maid dress with bib apron, black character shoes with a 2” heel. I haven’t been dressing up for a while so decided that 4” stilettos would be a poor choice today.