Greetings From an Airport Chair That Hates Me

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Hello, lovely people. I'm writing this from the airport, waiting on my flight home and slowly becoming one with this terrible terminal waiting seat.

I needed this vacation, but it was probably a little more than I could physically handle. Mountains, cold weather, and me...

I've spent a week freezing, eating more than I'll ever admit, and pretending I'm someone who enjoys a steep walk. I'm going home tired, a bit sore, and absolutely not the same person who left. That person had feeling in their toes.

Now the important part. I haven't forgotten you, and I know you've been waiting. The plan is still the plan: Chapter 20 goes up tomorrow, Monday, assuming my body agrees to function after travel day. Then Chapter 21 lands on Friday, right on our regular schedule. Two chapters in one week, as promised.

So please send good vibes to my flight, my luggage, and whatever is left of my brain cells. Thank you for being so patient with me. I'll see you tomorrow, hopefully defrosted and fully caffeinated.

Love,
Emma (Barely Thawed and Boarding Soon)

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