(to steal a from someone I knew long ago) are just "excruciatingly putrid".

Some days are so bad, they call for grabbing every Teddy Bear/plushie/stuffie one has ... and they are not enough ... Sigh.
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"hitting on me" - Do what any Lady in a bar does: Throw your drink in their faces, slap them, and then be your own 'bouncer'.