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Blu!
Blu! You did it again. Do you sit at home thinking how you can twist that surprise in?
Blu!
Eep, it posted twice.
Blu!
Eep, it posted three times. Kicks the internet.
To take a leaf from Greybeard
a tree-o posting.
How fortunate that I don't use my real name here. Many English-speakers would pronounce that in a way that sounds like a disapproval, and if repeated ;).
But then you can pronounce most words any way you like in the English languages, or at least in one of them.
As for the twists, they just hit me if I fail to duck.
I'm Going to Go Out on a Limb Here
I read your story while sitting on the throne and had a mass bough movement.
I noticed that it lacks a New Year's Resolution connection and seems to be a bit short of the minimum words required, but keep trying.
Jill
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
and now, for something completely the same
a huggle and a giggle from me!
You had to do it
This makes a tree-o of non entries.
Eglė?
I wonder how it (Eglė) sounds for English speaker, how they pronounce it? For me, it's similar to Igel, and both of them have spines, and it may be so romantic in some kind of bruish story...
Anyway, fun reading. Thanks!
It took me…
…some time to twig, and acacia wondering, and I could be barking up the wrong tree here, but your bark, dear Bru, is, as always, infinitely worse than your bite.
Unless you’d prefer me to leaf it altogether, that is.
☠️
I had expected to be needled for this story
I wasn't wrong as I have logged a number of more or less wooden comments (mostly the latter). However, it all stemmed from the fact that I took a temporary leaf from my senses.
This One Lost Me
Sweety, I can usually muddle through your upside down, backwards, twisted logic akin to ball of yarn the cats got hold of and played with all day. Put up the eggnog, step away from the gin laced froot cake, and sleep it off. I refuse to follow you down the rabbit hole on this one.
Hugs Bru
Barb
The past is behind us, the future ahead, live the moment for that is where we are.
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
To be honest (yes, that happens) this story
is only any good if you understand Lithuanian. This means that the real audience is reduced to two people on this site as far as I know (I'm one of them).
Other than that it's just a vehicle for various puns wich only confirms what a despicable person I am.
Ah! Bru
When are you going to stop playing with us and submit a proper entry for the New Year's Contest?
I'm dying (purple) to see the comments you get.
Oh Purple, I Love Purple
Sorry, you just shot yourself in the foot there :)
You Didn't Answer The Question
Classic diversion tactic. Move along now, nothing to see here.
I bet Larry is stumped...
But I am sad that in a cross dressing story, with a Python line, lumberjacks never sang....
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Estarriol
I used to be normal, but I found the cure....
You mean, the story is not over until the fat lumberjack sings?
;)
At least you solved the mis'tree of Larry's failed loves ...
... and didn't leave us 'in the larch'.
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I'm glad Larry doesn't 'drown his sorrows' in gin. Or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retsina.
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Has Larry ever tried a home care/cleaning service to spruce up his place?
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Going out on a limb here, but Larry is barking up the wrong tree. He needs to stop being a sapwood, learn to go with the phloem, and likely needs to log a lot of hours of support to get to the heartwood of his problems.
Well we kjow who Larry marries in the end.
Theresa Green of course.
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Estarriol
I used to be normal, but I found the cure....
I really should have known better, I mean I REALLY should have
I've done it before so I should have known what was going to happen. Opening the gates for those punishing comments ...
My insincere apolgies.
Eglė
I wonder... Would Eglė be virgin territory for Larry to lay down roots in?
-- Daphne Xu
My mind works in mysterious ways
What do think about when you hear the word "Virgin"?
The answer quite obvious: The Danish West Indies.
Fun fact that I hadn't been aware of earlier: Water Island was not included in the first purchase. It was only added in 1944 when the US paid the same nominal amount, 10 million USD, for that island as for the rest of the Danish colony.
Number 2 . . . The Larch
Didn't they have any lupins?
Cracking little vignette - thanks for the laughs!!
Hugs&Kudos!!
Suzi