I was appalled when I saw the leotard slip on a girl on the opposing girl gymnastics team. I glimpsed a penis! That's cheating! Of course I couldn’t just let that pass. However, I decided to give them the chance to withdraw quietly so I cornered the “girl” in question and told him their team had to forfeit or I’d tell the judges.

“NO!”
“Don’t be stupid. Forfeiting is better than a scandal. You are a boy in a girls’ team. I saw your penis!”
“Well, yours is bigger than mine!”
Oh, I had forgotten about that.