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I was appalled when I saw the leotard slip on a girl on the opposing girl gymnastics team. I glimpsed a penis! That's cheating! Of course I couldn’t just let that pass. However, I decided to give them the chance to withdraw quietly so I cornered the “girl” in question and told him their team had to forfeit or I’d tell the judges.
“NO!”
“Don’t be stupid. Forfeiting is better than a scandal. You are a boy in a girls’ team. I saw your penis!”
“Well, yours is bigger than mine!”
Oh, I had forgotten about that.
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This story is 100 words long.
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Age-old question. . . .
“Under what circumstances would one want to lose a penis-measuring contest?” :)
It’s always good to see your byline, Bru. Happy Spring to you!
— Emma
Why would I want to measure a
Why would I want to measure a penis ?
No good reason
Yet, somehow, in locker rooms all over, this happens.
Dudes.
— Emma
Hard to surprise in a drabble
Hard to surprise in a drabble; I am afraid that your name at the top meant that I guessed what was coming.
Two things puzzle me.
1.How does a tight lycra leotard slip ?
2. Girl and boy gymnasts do slightly different disciplines, tailored to that genders typical physique, so how does a male ringer have an advantage in girls' gymnastics ? I would have thought it was the one sport where a girl would have an advantage in the boys' competition.
contained things have an awkward habit of escaping
As happened to the Capybara from Marwell Zoo recently.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyv1q6qp5p5o
Samantha
Tie my kangaroo down?
The capybara caper has been noted internationally as well.
Then we have the wallabies of Man...
Doesn't matter, it's a Bru story
And a Bru story is always good for a laugh. Can anyone say they didn't get a smile from this.
>>> Kay
Perhaps I used the wrong verb?
This story was written on the spur of the moment, inspired by another story recently posted. No prize for guessing which one. And thank you Maryanne for the inspiration. No, I didn't carefully check everything I wrote. And as Kay wrote, it's just for fun.
However
Even a tight leotard may move and not cover exatly was covered before, for one reason or another (personal experience).
The narrator used the word cheat. Breaking the rules would have been a better choice of words (but that would have put the story above 100 words). Breaking rules does not always means getting an advantage.
Dangling
From a leotard! How embarrassing!
Dangling modifier?
Well, there was only a glimpse so it couldn't have been that obvious.
Embarrassed? Not as embarrased as Peter's new girlfriend.
The Narrator?
Was the narrator in the audience, or on his side's team?
-- Daphne Xu
In hindsight I see that there is ambiguity
I did intend "a girl on the opposing girl gymnastics team" to mean that the narrator is on the other team.