If you happen to be attending M.Y.T.H., be advised. It is not wise to cross the headmistress, Victoria Regina Drakae.
Because you are crunchy and good with ketchup ...
a headmistress for the school
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Unfortunate initials
VD.
Cue lots of ... well you can guess what would happen.
Samantha
Then of course the school nurses name would be...
Penny C Lynn :)
We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Science could...
...be taught by Al Gee, of course. And Biology would be taught be Perry Mecium.
Track coach could be...
Mr. Gonzales. The guy is a were mouse that is super fast on his feet.
We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Al Gee
Now, why did I think that referred (possibly derogatorily) to Al Gore? And I think I had some echo of Perry Mason in the back of my mind.
-- Daphne Xu
That Al Gee
I often see him hanging around with that practical joker Fun Gus. I guess they have a lichen for each other.
for the axe had convinced them that because his handle
was made of wood he was one of them.
Getting sent to the headmistress's office can be intimidating
...when it's a scary looking cave with bones all around the entrance. But as I'm sure you know dragons aren't always a bad thing. They might be vicious, no-good firebreathing monsters in western tradition (like the 7-headed one in Revelation knocking the stars out of the sky); but in Asian tradition they're seen as protectors; noble + wise, bringers of good fortune (which is why the Chinese love to put them in parades) who dwell in Heaven with the gods. Then there's the dragon from Neverending Story, who was very cool, even if he was a goofy-looking poodle thing. I'm hoping Headmistress Drakae would be more the nicer type, but that she might like to play up the scary Western stereotype to keep the kids in line...
~hugs, Veronica
for the axe had convinced them that because his handle
was made of wood he was one of them.
It's beginning...
... to look like a Boarding School of Horrors. (Scary...) The initials? Heck, the Headmistress's name sounds like one to Run Away From, Fast.
-- Daphne Xu
Last line sounds vaguely familiar to me...
As in I think I gave it to you??? Anyways, the full line is "Beware interfering in the affairs of a dragon. For you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." Use it in good health, my dear friend...
* Kisses *
Haylee V
*Kisses Always*
Haylee V
More trouble than ketchup.
If a dragon gets out the BBQ sauce then your end will be more of a slow roasting and not quick enough to avoid the extra pain while becoming a dragon dinner.
Duane
EWW
Dragonheart w/sean connery as the voice of Draco. I only chewed in self defense....i never swallowed.
western
Western dragons got a bad rap due to christianity most are and were protectors of ancient knowledge. As far as humans being crunchy and tasting good with ketchup no horseradish is better. Have a good day and enjoy life.
Have a good day and enjoy life.