Rich Menace, Paris Edition - Chapter Four - Home Is Where Your Heart Lives

By the time they returned to the kitchen, Allison had made fresh coffee and was kissing Chloe again. It was the sort of kiss that made Chloe forget what she'd been about to say, which was inconvenient because she had been about to make an excellent point about something. Allison stepped back and noticed her expression. “You're smiling,” she said, with the air of someone discovering evidence she might use later. “You kissed me. I'm maintaining a favorable assessment of the program.” Allison reminded her that they'd kissed before, and Chloe assured her that the results remained encouraging. “And here I thought you were going to object to my management style,” Allison said. “Give me until lunch,” Chloe replied. Allison laughed and reached for her coffee, which gave Chloe the pleasant opportunity to watch her doing something entirely ordinary.

She liked this part of Saturday morning more than she'd expected. Allison took her coffee exactly as she'd described the night before, and Chloe had made it without needing to ask a second time. She knew where Allison liked to be touched when they stood together, how her commanding manner softened when nobody needed managing, and what happened to her face when she talked about photographs. She knew about Clara and the space that relationship still occupied in Allison's history. Perhaps most tellingly, she knew that a woman perfectly capable of running Kensington Logistics had made room in her closet for someone she'd met at a bus stop. Chloe had spent thirty-five years making a good life for herself, and she had no intention of treating it as disposable. She was nevertheless having an astonishingly easy time imagining how Allison might fit into it. Then Allison set down her cup and said, “We need to talk about your car,” demonstrating her remarkable ability to interrupt a pleasant thought with an agenda item.

“Stephanie still has it,” Allison reminded her, referring to the car that had made yesterday's bus-stop meeting possible. Chloe assured her that she hadn't expected Stephanie to repair it overnight through the power of friendship. “I'll deal with Stephanie,” Allison said. Chloe studied her expression. “That sounded ominous. What does dealing with Stephanie involve?” Allison said it involved making a telephone call, which was considerably less exciting than Chloe had imagined. “I don't know,” Chloe admitted. “Rich people have resources.” Allison gave her a long, unimpressed look and took another drink of coffee before adding, almost casually, “I want to buy you a car.” Chloe waited for the qualification. None arrived. “I heard the words,” she said when Allison repeated herself. “I was hoping the second hearing would make them sound less insane.”

Allison didn't retreat. Chloe's car had broken down, left her stranded, and required someone else to collect it. Chloe pointed out that the breakdown had occurred at the bus stop where she'd met Allison, which ought to earn the vehicle some kind of referral bonus. “That car is not getting credit for me,” Allison said firmly. “Partial credit? A modest commission?” Chloe suggested. Allison spoke her new name with a warning in it, and Chloe had to stop herself from smiling at how much she still liked hearing it. But Allison wasn't entirely joking. She explained that Chloe's safety mattered to her, and that she would feel better knowing Chloe had dependable transportation. Before Chloe could object, Allison acknowledged that she was a grown woman with a career, her own money, and a perfectly competent history of looking after herself. “You've somehow survived thirty-five years without my supervision,” she added. “Barely,” Chloe replied, but she was listening now.

Allison had already cleared a drawer for Chloe, watched her negotiate the intricacies of expensive lingerie, and quietly learned when she liked to be held. Now she was offering a car. Chloe could afford one herself, and Allison knew it, which made the offer more interesting than the price tag. She stepped closer and said, “All right.” Allison looked at her as though she'd misheard. “All right? I had an argument prepared.” Chloe advised her to save it for a future disagreement, of which there would surely be plenty. When Allison asked whether Chloe wanted to choose the car herself, Chloe admitted that automobiles inspired no great passion in her provided they started reliably and didn't hurt to look at. “You care about this more than I do,” she said. “Pick something you think suits me.” Allison's delight at being trusted with the decision was so immediate that Chloe leaned in and kissed her before the specifications began.

There was, it turned out, very little choosing left to do. Allison had already considered a luxury SUV in mulberry red with a blond leather interior. Chloe loved the color before she'd even seen it, and Allison looked unfairly pleased when she mentioned the Norvik XR60 Ultra by name. “You've already picked the car,” Chloe accused. Allison claimed to have merely considered the problem, possibly while Chloe was making breakfast. Chloe asked whether the vehicle was safe and received a look that suggested she had insulted Allison's entire research department. “Then I love it,” Chloe announced, slipping her arms around Allison's neck. Allison reminded her that she hadn't seen it. “I love that you picked it,” Chloe said, and kissed her before Allison could produce a specification sheet. The kiss was rewarding enough that Allison briefly forgot to make a further argument. Chloe called it quality assurance; Allison called her a menace. “Your menace,” Chloe corrected, and was delighted when Allison didn't dispute the ownership arrangement.

Eventually their coffee cooled, and with it came the realization that both their families still knew almost nothing about the previous twenty-four hours. Allison suggested they call their parents, and Chloe agreed with the enthusiasm of someone volunteering to have a tooth extracted. They negotiated basic protections before either woman reached for her phone: separate calls, no surprise introductions, and absolutely no speakerphone. Allison pointed out that the two of them had moved in together the day before and were hardly qualified to lecture anyone about prudent boundaries. “Different category,” Chloe replied. “Obviously,” Allison agreed, taking her phone into the kitchen while Chloe went to the family room. They were still close enough to see each other through the doorway, which Chloe found reassuring and mildly distracting. She dialed home, took a breath, and prepared herself for the particular kind of interrogation only Dot Johnson could conduct while sounding perfectly cheerful.

“Hi, Mom,” Chloe said when Dot answered. “Everything okay, honey? You sound different.” Chloe protested that she sounded exactly as she always had, which lasted until Dot asked what she was hiding. “I met someone,” Chloe admitted. “Yesterday?” Her mother sounded so certain that Chloe pulled the phone away to inspect it. “How did you know it was yesterday?” Dot reminded her that she'd been single on Thursday, and Chloe conceded that this was annoyingly persuasive evidence.

She described Allison Kensington, head of Kensington Logistics, beautiful, funny, and bossy enough to organize a small country before breakfast. “How bossy?” Dot asked. “We have a drawer-allocation policy already.” Dot laughed, and Chloe told her about Allison's photographs, her sister Renee, and the white picket fence around a house belonging to someone who claimed to have sworn off relationships. The fake-girlfriend proposal could wait for an occasion when Chloe understood it herself.

“You met yesterday,” Dot repeated, clearly unwilling to let the timeline pass without examination. Chloe watched Allison across the room, phone tucked against her ear as she endured what looked like a similar maternal interrogation. “I know how it sounds,” Chloe said. “But I knew right away. We're supposed to be together.” Dot took a moment to answer, long enough for Chloe to wonder whether she'd finally said too much. “You sound happy, honey.” Allison glanced up and caught Chloe's eye; Chloe couldn't help smiling back. “I am.” Dot made the small, dangerous “Oh” that had preceded every significant family inquiry Chloe could remember. “Mom, don't.” “I haven't done anything,” Dot said, and then announced that Chloe's father had joined the call. So much for the rule against surprise speakerphone audiences.

“Who are we talking about?” Steve asked, and Dot supplied the name Tim before Chloe could stop her. “Allison Kensington,” Chloe answered, deciding to tackle one matter at a time. “Gary and Jenny's daughter?” Steve sounded delighted. Dot wanted to know whether Chloe was certain they were the same Kensingtons, and Chloe reminded her that she'd spent the previous evening establishing exactly that. Steve remembered Gary as the funny boy from school; Dot said that Gary had certainly believed himself funny, and Steve maintained that Jenny had married him for his jokes. Chloe let the argument run while she examined the red polish on her nails. Yesterday that detail would have startled her. Today she liked how it looked when she held her phone. “By the way,” she said when she could get a word in, “I'm going by Chloe now. Chloe Johnson.”

Dot didn't hesitate. “Chloe. Oh, that's pretty, honey. It suits you.” Steve tried the full name aloud and declared himself in favor, as though she'd proposed a sensible paint color for the living room. Chloe had prepared several explanations during the call and found she didn't need any of them. “Thanks,” she said, and her mother heard something in her voice because she softened her own. “You know we love you, right?” Chloe assured her that she did.

Steve, meanwhile, had moved past naming and onto logistics. “Does this mean the grandchildren can have two moms?” Chloe nearly dropped her phone. “Steve,” Dot warned, in the tone she'd perfected over thirty-five years of being married to him. He maintained that it was a reasonable question; Chloe reminded him that she'd met Allison yesterday. “That's not a no,” Steve said, completely unrepentant.

Chloe turned toward the kitchen, where Allison had noticed her expression and was waiting for an explanation. Chloe mouthed Help, but Allison merely grinned and continued her own call. “Yes, Dad, children can have two moms,” Chloe said. Steve pronounced this excellent news, and Chloe informed him that absolutely nothing was happening on that front. “I didn't say it was,” he protested. “I'm supportive.” Dot's laughter suggested that support was not the sole motive. By the time Chloe managed to say goodbye, her parents had accepted her name without question and begun considering grandchildren she hadn't agreed to produce. She stared at the silent phone for a moment, wondering how they'd accomplished both things so efficiently. From the kitchen came Allison's voice: “No, Mom. Yesterday. Yes, she's already here.” Chloe went to join her, and Allison pointed one warning finger at her before she'd even opened her mouth.

Allison finally escaped her call and put down the phone with the expression of a woman who had negotiated a difficult contract. “My parents remember yours,” Chloe said. “Mine remember yours,” Allison answered, and they exchanged a look that acknowledged the danger without inviting it in. Chloe told her about Steve's question concerning two-mother grandchildren. Allison laughed until Chloe insisted that she provide an equally embarrassing report. “My mother asked whether you're living here,” Allison admitted. “And what did you tell her?” “That my girlfriend moved in yesterday.” Chloe waited for the qualification—Paris, training, or the original arrangement—but Allison reached for her coffee instead.

Chloe crossed the kitchen and put her arms around her. “Your girlfriend?” Allison's mouth tilted at one corner. “If you have an objection, now would be the time to raise it.” Chloe kissed her cheek and assured her that she was entirely satisfied with the designation.

They compared what they'd said about each other. Chloe admitted to describing Allison as clever, beautiful, funny, and modest, which provoked an immediate objection to the last adjective. Allison had mentioned the sewing, the software engineering, and the unnerving ease with which Chloe had entered her life. “You make it sound as if I arrived by parachute,” Chloe complained. “You practically did.” Allison reached to straighten Chloe's nightgown strap and then let her fingers rest against Chloe's shoulder. “I told them this all sounds insane,” she said. “But I know.” Chloe could have asked what exactly she knew; for once she was content not to turn everything into a specification. “Me too,” she said, and Allison kissed her. They might have stayed there considerably longer if Chloe hadn't remembered they still needed to get dressed. Allison looked at the nightgown with regret and announced that she opposed the proposal on aesthetic grounds.

Getting ready for an ordinary Saturday required more effort than Chloe's former routine, if only because the order of operations was still new to her. Allison guided her through skincare, hair, makeup, and the small adjustments that kept clothing sitting properly. When Chloe reached confidently for the eyeliner, Allison stopped her before the applicator reached her face. “I haven't done anything yet,” Chloe protested. “I know. I saw the confidence.” Chloe accused her of prejudgment, but handed over the pencil and asked to be taught. Allison showed her how to steady her hand, where to begin, and how to avoid making the second eye a panicked correction of the first. Chloe watched carefully and tried again herself. The result wasn't perfect, but it was good enough that Allison nodded rather than taking over. Chloe counted that as a genuine achievement and was inclined to celebrate until Allison reminded her they still had to get dressed.

Here her magnificent new wardrobe revealed a practical weakness. Camille had equipped her to look extraordinary at a boutique, over dinner, and at a wedding in Paris, but had supplied remarkably little for buying lettuce on a Saturday. Allison opened her closet and offered to lend Chloe something casual. Chloe eyed the available dresses and questioned whether they would fit, pointing out that Allison's breasts were considerably less negotiable than hers. Allison looked down at herself with exaggerated surprise. “I had noticed,” she said. Chloe accused her of showing off and accepted the sundress Allison chose. It was pretty without demanding an audience, and when Allison added espadrille wedges Chloe briefly objected that she'd hoped to keep her ankles functional. She put them on anyway, walked a careful circuit of the bedroom, and looked in the mirror. There was nothing ceremonial about the result. She looked like a woman dressed to go shopping, and the ordinary ease of that pleased her enormously.

Then Allison emerged in a sundress of her own, with heeled sandals and colors that worked rather too well beside Chloe's. They weren't matching; somehow that would have looked less suspicious. Chloe studied their reflections and began to laugh. “This is terrible,” Allison said, clearly enjoying it. “I love it,” Chloe replied, and Allison admitted that she did too. Chloe collected her black Carriage purse, checking for her phone, wallet, and keys with the increasingly familiar pleasure of finding things where she expected them. She was still learning what deserved permanent residence in a handbag, but she had already abandoned the idea of going back to overloaded pockets. Allison waited while Chloe inspected the clasp one last time, then offered her hand. They left for the grocery store together, looking like women who'd coordinated their outfits on purpose and neither of whom intended to confess it.

Allison kept a list on her phone; Chloe had one in her head, which Allison considered an unacceptable filing system until she realized Chloe was remembering everything. They moved through the aisles comfortably, sometimes together and sometimes collecting things separately before meeting at the cart. Chloe reached past Allison to put vegetables beside the eggs, and Allison steadied the cart with one hand while touching Chloe's back with the other. Their easy physical closeness might have impressed an observer, but neither woman was performing for anyone. Chloe liked being beside Allison, and Allison seemed to like having her there. When Allison told her to get the good coffee, Chloe produced the correct packet without asking what good meant. The yogurt aisle caused more trouble. Allison regarded a particular brand with open suspicion, and Chloe reminded her that she couldn't hold a grudge against yogurt forever. “It betrayed me,” Allison said. Chloe returned it to the shelf, deciding that some battles were not worth fighting before lunch.

The rest of the cart filled with groceries for an actual household: vegetables, fruit, eggs, cheese, dish soap, paper towels, and the sort of supplies nobody ever mentioned in a romantic story. Chloe added flour, sugar, vanilla, and good butter with the intention of baking sometime soon. Allison quietly put in a second pound of butter, which Chloe noticed and approved without comment. At checkout Chloe unloaded the cart while Allison bagged the purchases, a division of labor they settled on without discussion. “You're humming,” Allison said as they carried everything to the Bentley. Chloe admitted that she enjoyed grocery shopping, though she doubted Allison had expected to hear that from someone on what was technically a romantic weekend. “I know you do,” Allison said. Chloe wondered how Allison could already know such a thing and decided the answer was probably that she'd been watching. She took Allison's hand again on the way to the car, pleased that neither of them had begun treating the gesture as noteworthy.

Back at the house, the groceries found homes in the kitchen, and the flour became their first domestic disagreement. Chloe moved it to a shelf she considered more sensible; Allison insisted that it had already possessed a perfectly respectable shelf. “A shelf and a home are not the same thing,” Chloe explained. Allison wanted to know whether she was now providing emotional support to baking supplies. Chloe maintained that somebody ought to, especially when they were being stored somewhere inconvenient. Allison ultimately surrendered the flour but drew the line at reorganizing her entire pantry on their first morning. Chloe accepted the compromise with grace, mostly because she was already thinking about what else needed attention in the house. Allison caught her inspecting the counters and asked whether a quality-assurance audit had begun. Chloe denied making a formal inspection while running a finger along a clean surface. Allison laughed and told her she could have asked for a tour of the cleaning supplies like a normal person.

They settled into separate projects, crossing paths often enough that the house never felt divided. Chloe enjoyed cleaning and the quiet satisfaction of setting a room to rights; Allison had no objection to helping, but preferred to tackle a stubborn latch she'd been meaning to repair. She disappeared into a cupboard and returned with a toolbox. Chloe stared at the tools, then at the wealthy executive in a sundress and heeled sandals. “You own a toolbox,” she said with genuine surprise. “I own a house,” Allison replied. Chloe confessed that she'd assumed repairs involved telephoning a man named Geoffrey, an observation Allison judged both ridiculous and insufficiently explained by her income. They continued arguing while Chloe wiped down the kitchen and Allison worked on the latch, occasionally borrowing a cloth or offering a screwdriver in the other's direction. Allison's vocabulary became distinctly less suitable for a corporate boardroom when a screw refused to move. Chloe kissed her in passing and congratulated her on her range. Their domestic competence was spoiling an excellent opportunity to be helpless together.

Chloe had just considered whether anything needed ironing when Allison's phone rang again. Seeing Mom on the screen, Allison gave Chloe a look of theatrical resignation before answering. Her side of the call began with ordinary greetings, moved quickly to repeated objections, and ended with the words “At Steve and Dot's?” Chloe put down the cloth. Allison listened some more, agreed rather helplessly, and hung up. “Our parents have spoken,” she announced. Chloe imagined the two mothers comparing notes with military efficiency and asked how much damage they'd done. They had arranged dinner for that evening at Chloe's parents' house, ostensibly because the two families hadn't seen one another in years. Chloe was still considering whether this qualified as an ambush when Allison added that Jenny had told them not to bring anything because Steve and Dot had dinner covered. “Did she say what they were cooking?” Chloe asked. Allison had asked the same question and received no useful answer.

Chloe thought about her father's instant interest in grandchildren and Dot's ominously delighted “Oh.” They'd known about the relationship for only a few hours, yet four adults had apparently agreed that a family dinner could no longer be delayed. Allison put her phone facedown on the counter, as though denying it the opportunity to deliver further news might improve matters. Chloe started laughing before she could help herself. “We met yesterday,” Allison reminded her, looking genuinely appalled. “And tonight we're having dinner with both sets of parents,” Chloe said. “Who apparently have the entire evening planned.” Allison pointed out that the prospect of spending an entire evening under parental supervision was deeply unfunny.

Chloe kissed her and suggested they regard the experience as relationship boot camp. “Boot camp?” Allison repeated. “Darling, this is live fire.” They agreed that the situation would have to be faced eventually, but it was still only Saturday afternoon, and Chloe refused to let hypothetical seating arrangements ruin her enjoyment of the house.

She set up the ironing board while Allison returned to the latch, and they had scarcely resumed their chores when the doorbell rang. Neither woman was expecting anyone. Allison went to answer it while Chloe unplugged the iron and followed at a more leisurely pace. Two women stood on the doorstep. One was petite, curvy, brown-haired, and dressed in a vintage-leaning style that probably took more effort than she would admit. The other was a tall, athletic blonde in jeans and Aksel sneakers, her T-shirt declaring SHOOTS LIKE A GIRL. Both looked at Allison, then at Chloe, then back at Allison, as if checking whether the arrangement before them was real. The shorter woman smiled broadly. “Well,” she said. Allison sighed with the resignation of someone who recognized the voice of approaching trouble. “Natalie.”

Natalie Brooks appeared to be delighted by everything, especially Allison's discomfort. Rebecca Walsh, whom Allison introduced as Becca, surveyed Chloe with a more measured but equally interested expression. “Who's the beautiful woman?” Becca asked. Allison glanced at Chloe and, rather wonderfully, said, “This is Chloe. My girlfriend.” Chloe offered her hand and welcomed them inside before either visitor could recover enough to interrogate Allison on the doorstep.

The women followed her into the kitchen, where Chloe offered drinks and found glasses while Allison watched the proceedings unfold. Natalie leaned against the island and asked when the relationship had happened. “Yesterday,” Chloe replied. Becca lowered her glass and repeated the word as though it might have been a mistake. Then Allison volunteered that Chloe lived there now, which did nothing to improve matters. “Most lesbians at least rent the U-Haul first,” Becca observed. Chloe laughed, Natalie congratulated Becca on finding the tasteful wording she'd been seeking, and Allison looked as though she might ask them both to leave.

Chloe opened the refrigerator to see what she could put together, and Natalie followed her as though expecting another revelation. “You don't have to feed us,” Natalie said. “You walked through the door,” Chloe replied, getting out the goat cheese. “Those aren't the same thing.” “They were in Nonna Maria's house.” Chloe arranged crostini with honey, herbs, and cracked pepper while Allison fetched drinks and Becca found a seat at the island. Natalie tried to help, which mostly resulted in her asking whether the olives had been put out specifically for her. Chloe told her she'd have to share. By the time they were settled with plates, the conversation had moved away from the astonishing speed of the relationship and toward why Becca apparently knew every place in town worth getting a decent sandwich.

They settled around the island, and Chloe sat close enough to Allison that their legs touched. Allison reached for a crostino at the same moment Chloe did, so Chloe took it first, bit into it, and offered Allison the rest. Allison ate it from her fingers without apparent concern that two witnesses were studying them. Natalie stopped chewing. “You two are subtle,” Becca said, dry as dust. Chloe thanked her, which drew a correction that it hadn't been praise. “Still counts,” Chloe said, reaching for another plate.

Once the visitors began asking questions, the conversation became more useful than the interrogation Natalie had clearly planned. Chloe learned that Natalie was a nurse practitioner and that Becca played professional basketball as a point guard, an occupation Natalie mentioned with such casual pride that Chloe suspected she brought it into most conversations. She told them about software engineering, and then, when Natalie admired her dress, about sewing. Becca looked intrigued to discover that Chloe didn't mean mending hems; she made dresses, including formal gowns. Natalie turned toward Allison with the expression of somebody preparing a charge sheet. “Stop saying my name like that,” Allison warned. Natalie assured her she hadn't decided what to accuse her of yet.

Chloe remembered the flour and butter she'd brought home and decided that cake would be an excellent use of the afternoon. Allison caught her hand as she rose and asked where she was going. “I'm making cake,” Chloe announced. Becca shook her head in disbelief and asked whether she meant now, from scratch, for people who hadn't been invited. Chloe held up the flour. “That's generally what flour implies.” Allison abandoned the effort to suppress her laughter, and Natalie moved closer to watch. Chloe creamed butter and sugar, added eggs, measured flour and milk, and continued talking while she worked. She asked Becca about travel during the basketball season and Natalie about the demands of her shifts, listening long enough to ask follow-up questions that demonstrated she remembered their answers. She refilled Allison's drink when it was low and steadied a bowl for Natalie without making a ceremony of either gesture. The cake went into the oven while the four women were still exchanging stories, and Chloe settled onto a stool to enjoy the company.

When Becca asked whether Chloe enjoyed hosting, Chloe said she'd always liked having people in the house. The words came easily until she remembered whose house it technically was. She glanced at Allison, who had heard the slip. “Our house,” Chloe corrected, testing the phrase with some care. Allison reached across the counter and took her hand. “Yes,” she said, leaving Chloe pleasantly unable to invent a reply. Natalie, who could apparently hear a declaration of domestic partnership at fifty paces, asked where Chloe had learned to entertain like this. Chloe told them about Nonna Maria, an older neighbor who'd been feeding children and unexpected visitors since before Chloe could remember. “You feed people when they come in,” Chloe recalled Nonna saying. “You make enough, you pay attention, and nobody leaves thinking they were a nuisance.” It wasn't a grand philosophy, but Chloe had taken it seriously.

“She sounds wonderful,” Natalie said. “She was also terrifying about burnt cake,” Chloe replied, rising at the sound of the oven timer. Becca offered to clear the empty plates while Chloe brought the cake out to cool. Allison took the oven mitts from her before she could put them down in the wrong place, an intervention that earned a familiar look from Chloe. “I'm aware you have a system,” Chloe said. “You're standing in the middle of it.” “I live here now. I'll eventually learn it.” Allison's smile widened at the word live. Natalie exchanged a look with Becca but, mercifully, confined her commentary to asking whether she could scrape the bowl when Chloe made the frosting.

While the cake cooled, Natalie recovered her usual appetite for trouble. She watched Chloe reach into a cupboard for plates and remarked that the sorority friends had always assumed Allison was the hot one in the group. Allison turned slowly toward her, demanding an explanation. “I'm not saying you're not,” Natalie insisted, immediately making the situation worse. “I'm saying we may need a review process.” Becca proposed annual rankings, and Allison announced that there were no rankings to begin with. Chloe bit the inside of her cheek rather than laugh, which Allison spotted at once. “Don't you dare encourage them,” she said. Chloe reminded her that remaining silent was not an actionable offense. Becca lost the battle with her own laughter. It was a familiar friendship, Chloe could see, with the teasing sharp enough to be entertaining because everyone knew where the affection lay. Allison threatened to evict all three women from the kitchen, but she made no effort to follow through.

Natalie appointed herself frosting supervisor, a position requiring no skills beyond enthusiasm and access to a spoon. Becca stayed beside Allison at the other end of the island, speaking low enough that Chloe would normally have pretended not to hear. “She's for real,” Becca said. “Meaning?” Allison asked. “Meaning she wanted to know about Natalie's shift and actually listened to the answer. Most people meet us and ask about my last game.”

Allison glanced toward Chloe, who was refusing to let Natalie add more butter simply because butter was delicious. “Chloe has opinions about quantities,” Allison said. “I've noticed. I like her.” “You've known her an hour.” Becca shrugged. “I've known plenty of people an hour. Most of them weren't this interesting.” Allison turned her glass slowly in her hand and didn't argue.

Becca watched Natalie attempt to steal more frosting and lowered her voice again. “And you're happy,” she told Allison. Allison raised an eyebrow, daring her to elaborate. “I don't mean your press-release face. I've known you long enough to tell the difference.” Allison took a sip instead of answering, which Becca accepted as confirmation. Across the kitchen, Natalie was asking Chloe if cake decorating required more wrist strength than she possessed. “I would recommend trying it before applying for a medical exemption,” Chloe told her. Becca laughed, then rose to see what they were doing. Allison followed after a moment, carrying her drink and leaving the subject of happiness exactly where her friend had put it.

Chloe had decorated cakes before, and her hands remembered what to do as soon as she began. She piped a small buttercream flower, adjusted the pressure for the next petal, then added leaves and a second flower beside the first. Natalie stopped talking long enough to watch. Becca leaned forward and asked whether Chloe had really made those decorations herself, apparently unable to believe they weren't bought. Chloe pointed out that there was a piping bag in her hand and frosting on her fingers, both fairly compelling evidence. The practice she'd gained sewing delicate embellishments was useful here, though fabric and buttercream were unforgiving in different ways. Allison watched the design build without offering suggestions. Chloe could feel her attention and found herself working with particular care, wanting to make something Allison would enjoy seeing on her own counter.

When the flowers were finished, Chloe changed the tip and began the lettering. She paused over the blank space until she knew what belonged there. She wrote carefully across the white frosting, adjusting the final letters to fit the space. Home is where your heart lives. Natalie read it aloud and stopped. Becca glanced at Allison, then back at the cake. Chloe set the piping bag down, satisfied with the script, and looked up to find Allison watching her. She reached for Allison's shoulder and kissed her, warm and unhurried, because she'd wanted to do that since the moment Allison had called the house theirs.

Becca was the first to recover after Chloe finished the cake. “You met her yesterday,” she told Allison. “I know when I met her.” Natalie pointed toward the writing and said, “This is wife behavior.” Allison's cheeks colored. “It's cake,” she protested. “It's a very specific cake,” Becca said, and Chloe was pleased that somebody appreciated the lettering.

Allison appealed to her for assistance, so Chloe leaned over and kissed her cheek. “Yes, girlfriend?” Natalie nearly choked on a laugh, and Becca announced that the U-Haul joke had become inadequate. “We've moved beyond U-Haul,” Natalie agreed after considering the room. “We're in escrow.” Chloe laughed so hard she had to brace a hand on the counter, while Allison informed both women that their continuing presence was conditional on better behavior.

Becca began calling Chloe a Harriet Steward clone, citing the crostini and the elaborate buttercream flowers as evidence. Chloe denied the comparison on the solid grounds that she had never made her own candles. “Yet,” Natalie supplied, with the confidence of someone who'd already written that prediction into the minutes. Chloe laughed hard enough to put down the knife before she could cut the cake. It was good cake, with a soft white crumb and frosting sweet enough that Natalie requested another half slice while claiming she was simply conducting quality control. Becca ate two pieces without a word of apology. Chloe gave Allison the slice with the prettiest flower, which prompted Natalie to say “Wife” again. Allison responded by suggesting the time had come for her guests to leave. The suggestion grew considerably less convincing when she offered them another piece for the road.

Eventually the visit reached its natural end. Natalie hugged Allison and then Chloe, while Becca assured Chloe that she expected to be fed again and threatened to begin the formal review process on Monday. “Saturdays are good,” Chloe offered, and Natalie agreed with suspicious speed. Allison ordered both of them out before they could negotiate standing invitations or household privileges. They left laughing, Becca calling one last goodbye through the open door. When Allison finally closed it, the house felt quiet in the way a house does after people you like have gone home. Chloe moved close enough that their shoulders touched, and Allison caught her hand. The remains of the cake sat on the kitchen counter behind them, its flowers slightly disturbed where the slices had been cut. Chloe glanced back at the words she'd piped across the frosting and felt Allison squeeze her fingers. She squeezed back, content to leave the cake exactly where it was for a little while longer.

Author's Note:

Thanks for joining Chloe and Allison in a perfectly sensible arrangement between two adults who should know better. Allison has the plan and the credit card. Chloe keeps finding ways to improve the specifications. Neither seems concerned that they're enjoying the assignment this much.

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