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Don't blame me, someone asked if I could continue this...
by Erin Halfelven
As soon as she knew she would be alone for a reasonable length of time, Tessie dialed the seventeen digit number that would connect her directly to Centurion headquarters. It took awhile to set this up because who leaves a wounded eight-year-old alone for very long?
But her new parents were sound asleep after a couple of drinks at dinner and what had sounded like marathon sex. And her new older brother slept like a lump of basalt at the bottom of the Atlantic trench. She ought to be safe from being interrupted for a while.
She spent only a moment wondering why Kenny took so much delight in annoying her. Maybe it was just what older brothers did. Silently she mouthed apologies to the younger sisters of Hank Herbert who was no more.
She negotiated Daedalos's security gadgets with passwords, a triple layer that depended on timing as well as exact words because her voice print wasn't on file. She tugged on her braids when the phone finally began to ring.
"Hello?" someone answered cautiously. Tessie could understand that, she'd used Urban Commando's private codes and that would show on the phone screen.
"It'th me," she said.
"Who'th me?" the voice on the other end lisped back.
She recognized the voice; Blueblazes must surely be someone's older brother. She sighed. "Jutht put one of the grownupth on will you, Billy?"
"Urban? Is that really you?"
"It'th Tethie now. Tess-ie," she said carefully. "I need to talk to Kay."
"It's three in the morning, honeybun. I'm on mids so...wait? Guess who just came in?"
"Oh, hurry, Billy! Put her on the phone," Tessie urged.
"What's the rush? Sounds like you've got some growing up to do. Tessie, did you say? Are you a girl now? A little girl?" Billy Blueblazes snickered.
Tessie danced with a new urgency. "Yeth! Okay? Now put the Lady on 'cauthe I've got a little girl bladder now, too, and I don't want to leave a puddle in the living room!"
Over Billy's laughter, Lady Karma's voice said, "I knew you might call tonight, Urban." The advantages of dealing with a psionic sorceress, Tessie reflected momentarily.
"Oh, Kay!" Tessie whimpered, looking around to see that she wasn't being watched or overheard. "I think my new daddy is a thupervillain!"
"F-for heaven's sake, honey! Who do you think he is?" Even Lady Karma could be surprised.
Tessie enunciated carefully. "Death Masque," she whispered.
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Thuffern' Thuccotash!
Erin,
But aren't all parents to an eight-year old supervillians?
This entire chapter was wonderful superhero/heroine fluff and funny but this line was the best.
>>Tessie danced with a new urgency. "Yeth! Okay? Now put the Lady on 'cauthe I've got a >>little girl bladder now, too, and I don't want to leave a puddle in the living room!"
Different set of priorities for the girl though it sounds like dad realy is a SV, Death Mask is not your normal name.
Your muse is alive, well and quirky as ever, Erin. Good show.
What powers does she have, other than a lisp and small bladder?
Ack! Now I've caught the sillies.
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Your worse nightmare!
John can you think of a worse fate for Death Masque? I kinda feel sorry for Urban because she isn't getting that decade long vacation she needed. Either this is one heck of a set up or Fate is having a huge laugh at everyone's expense! Is this a crossroads for both of them where they can change the direction of their lives or just another battleground? If Russians love their children too so does Supervillains. Erin I love how you look sideways at things! Do I dare ask for more?
Hugs!
grover
More of More!
Oh, this is wonderful! You've done a surprising amount of story telling in these two stories. They have the makings of an (wait for it ... wait for it) urban legend. *giggling* I'd love to see more of More Urban Renewal. :)
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Heather Rose Brown
Author of Bobby's Rainy Day Adventure
Just wanted to peek
And now I'm hooked!
Tsk Tsk. Bad Erin, bad! Leaving this somewhere people look so rarely, and... and... And I can't find any blame to shift on you! *little girl pout*
Faraway
Big Closet Top Shelf
Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!
Faraway
Big Closet Top Shelf
Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!