Jaye Michael

Blonde Joke-15

Blonde Joke
Chapter Fifteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

And, of course, the ultimate blonde joke is, “What’s black and blue and brunette?”
A brunette that’s told one too many blonde jokes.

Blonde Joke-14

Blonde Joke
Chapter Fourteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
Give her a card that says, “Turn over,” on each side.

Blonde Joke-13

Blonde Joke
Chapter Thirteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.

Blonde Joke-12

Blonde Joke
Chapter Twelve
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why don’t bosses let blondes take lunch breaks?
So they don’t have to retrain them if they find their way back.

Blonde Joke-11

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eleven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell. She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Blonde Joke-10

Blonde Joke
Chapter Ten
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

Blonde Joke-09

Blonde Joke
Chapter Nine
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a patch and a tire pump to reinflate it.

Blonde Joke-08

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eight
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Blonde Joke-07

Blonde Joke
Chapter Seven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde,
and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. There’s no such thing as
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Blonde Joke-06

Blonde Joke
Chapter Six
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They’re all true
.

Blonde Joke-05

Blonde Joke
Chapter Five
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three. One to mix the dough and two to sort the M&Ms to remove the “W”s, “E”s and “3”s.

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Four
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What is a blonde with brunette died hair?
Artificial Intelligence.

The Case of the Poisoned Lord

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The Case of the Poisoned Lord

As Chronicled By
John Watson, M.D
.

 

To Shape One's Life - 4

TO SHAPE ONE'S LIFE
Part 4 of 4
Chapter Nine: Cavalry's Coming.

by Jeffrey M. Mahr

Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions there is.

-- Will Rogers

To Shape One's Life - 3

TO SHAPE ONE'S LIFE
Part 3 of 4
Chapter Six: Deities to Go

by Jeffrey M. Mahr

It seems that I have spent my entire time
trying to make life more rational
and that it was all wasted effort.

-- A. J. Ayer

To Shape One's Life - 2

TO SHAPE ONE'S LIFE
Part 2 of 4

by Jeffrey M. Mahr

A tree cannot grow in the sky,
nor clouds be in the sea, nor fish live in the fields,
nor can blood be in sticks nor sap in rocks.

-- Titus Lucretius Carus<

To Shape One's Life - 1

This was written about ten years ago. The idea was to answer the question,
"What would you do if you could do absolutely anything?"
It's presented here in sections. All 4 parts are now posted

TO SHAPE ONE'S LIFE
Part 1 of 4
Prelude and Chapter One: Showtime.

by Jeffrey M. Mahr

You see things; and you say "Why?"
But I dream things that never were;
and I say "Why not?"

-- George Bernard Shaw


From Fire, From Ice

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From Fire, From Ice

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By Jaye Michael

Be thou chaste as ice, pure as snow,
thou shalt not escape calumny.
– William Shakespeare
Hamlet, III, i, 142

 

Day One

    Desolate but breathtaking, that’s how Charlie Dawson always described the Alaskan tundra. After completing his residency in General Medicine, he had fled joyously back to the land of his youth. Others had twisted and fought like salmon at the end of a hook only to be slowly reeled back into the bosom of the state that had covered the huge loans incurred by eight or more years of study and training. For some reason, the State of Alaska expected them to practice in the “Land of the Midnight Sun” or immediately reimburse the state for its costs–with interest and stiff penalties.

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It's been a while since I've submitted anything, but I've just completed a 13 episode serial based on the idea that there are shapechangers in the world. They don't know why or how they can do what they can do, but the government is aware of their existance and wants their abilities. It has located as many as it can and is incarcerating them, hiding them away, denying them their due process rights, and performing non-consentual experiments on them. Of course, this is a fantasy; it could never really happen in this country.

Blonde Joke-03

Blonde Joke
Chapter Three
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A rebel without a clue.

The Rigby Narratives -21- Code Pink

The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience

by
McKenzie Rigby
 

as told to
Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

 

Chapter Twenty-One -- Code Pink

The Rigby Narratives -20- Tempus Fudges

The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience

by
McKenzie Rigby

 

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

 

Chapter Twenty (of 21) -- Tempus Fudges

The Rigby Narratives -19- McKenzie the Giant Killer

The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience

by
McKenzie Rigby

as told to
Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

 

Chapter Nineteen -- McKenzie, the Giant Killer

 

The Rigby Narratives -18- A Well-Heeled Spy

The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience

by
McKenzie Rigby

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

 

Chapter Eighteen -- A Well Heeled Spy

 

Igor Batinoff was a small man; small of body, small of stature and small of mind. While he was still a young man, his size was not the result of immaturity.

The Rigby Narratives -17- The Mansion and the Madame

The Rigby Narratives:

 

The Ultimate TG Experience
by McKenzie Rigby

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

Chapter Seventeen -- The Mansion and the Madame

The storm raged on as bolts of lightning split the night sky. It was the only light available as McKenzie tried to locate his car before dashing to it through the pouring rain. Power looked to be out everywhere. Yes, McKenzie thought, another freaking Dark and Stormy Night. The wind tore at Mac's umbrella as he pushed off from the warehouse and ran for his car.

The Rigby Narratives -16- All Dolled Up

The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience
by McKenzie Rigby

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

Chapter Sixteen -- All Dolled Up

The rain fell in sheets and the wind, gusting first this way and then that, made Corey Plaz's umbrella useless. He was completely soaked by the time he had run the short distance from his car to the employee entrance by the loading dock of Scagliola's Body Works. With his umbrella in one hand and his briefcase in the other, Corey leaned an elbow heavily on the doorbell while cursing fluently; hoping it would get him inside just a little bit faster. Furious, he was ready to start pounding on the door when it finally opened.

The Rigby Narratives -15- Resistance is Futile

The Rigby Narratives:

The Ultimate TG Experience
by McKenzie Rigby

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

Chapter Fifteen -- Resistance is Futile

A low hum, and bright white light flooding through his basement window, woke McKenzie from a deep sleep. Igor's barking didn't help any either. He blinked against the light for a moment, listened to the throbbing hum outside and then rolled over to go back to sleep. At that point he noticed that the mattress was further away than it should have been. He was floating-about six inches off the bed.

The Rigby Narratives -13- The Writing Life


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate
TG Experience
by
McKenzie Rigby
as told to
Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

Chapter Thirteen -- The Writing Life

The Rigby Narratives -12- Blonde Like Me


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience
by McKenzie Rigby

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

Chapter Twelve -- Blonde Like Me

The Rigby Narratives -11- My Auntie's Panties


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience
by McKenzie Rigby

as told to Andy Hollis and Jaye Michael

Chapter Eleven -- My Auntie's Panties

The Rigby Narratives -10- Fangs for the Memories


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience
by
McKenzie Rigby

as told to
Andy Hollis
and
Jaye Michael

Chapter Ten -- Fangs for the Memories

The Rigby Narratives -09- The Princess Journals


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience
by
McKenzie Rigby

as told to
Andy Hollis
and
Jaye Michael

Chapter Nine -- The Princess Journals

"McKenzie Rigby?" The man at the door wore a dark gray suit that screamed money. A red rose resided in the lapel of his suit jacket.

"Yeah?" McKenzie asked scratching at his chest. "That's me. Who are you?"

"I am Count Kristoff von Dachnaney. I represent the government of the Kingdom of Slovarnia. May I come in?" the man asked showing McKenzie his ID and papers.

The Rigby Narratives -08- Vector/Victoria


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience
by
McKenzie Rigby

as told to
Andy Hollis
and
Jaye Michael

Chapter Eight -- Vector/Victoria

"Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you." Another bow and the applause finally died. Victoria Lane glided off the stage and to her dressing room, or as she preferred to call it, her closet with built in makeup table.

The Rigby Narratives -07- SRU to You Too, McKenzie


The Rigby Narratives:
The Ultimate TG Experience

by

McKenzie Rigby

as told to

Andy Hollis

and

Jaye Michael

Chapter Seven -- SRU to You, Too, McKenzie

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