Angharad

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 28

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad & Enid Blyton.
part 28b

I froze like a chicken caught in the headlights of a juggernaught. I wanted to run around in circles but stood still instead.

"So who are you?" asked the voice.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 27

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 27.

Simon gave me a very strange look, "Not all men are predatory animals wanting to rob young women of their virginity."

"How do you know I'm a virgin?" I said sniffily.

"Shall we say it's fairly obvious," he softened his look into a benign sort of smile.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 26

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Asleep.
by Angharad & Winnie the Pooh,
part 26 (and who said it wouldn't last?).

"I don't think I like you Simon," I said to myself. I still had to get home and a lift with him was easier than walking in these boots. They may be comfortable for the moment, but walking a mile in someone else' boots is not recommended by podiatrists, especially ones with three inch heels.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 25

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part XXV zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Simon started up the borrowed car, "I shall have something to say to his boss when I collect my car!" he fumed and grunted.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 23

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part woman, part goddess, part 23.

"They're going to loan me a car and collect mine from the pub," said Simon poking his head through the open window of Stella's car, "So if Cathy would like to come with me, we'll go and get her bike before the garage gets there."

What could I do, he had me by the sprockets? I began to get out of Stella's car.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 21

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 21.

I shivered as the sleeper stirred, then we both gasped. A light was suddenly switched on. "What the hell are you doing?"

I don't think I have ever felt so embarrassed in all my life, although the way things were going since being knocked off my bike, it could well happen.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 20

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 20. (I think)

We got back to the cottage and Stella paid off the taxi, she then offered me another drink, unwisely I accepted a small bottle of lager not thinking of needing the loo in an hour or two. However, I enjoyed it while it lasted and was nearly tempted to a second.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 19

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 19.

The taxi drew up and Simon held open the door whilst Stella and I got in, then he jumped in the front, issued an instruction to the driver and off we went.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 18

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 918b.

Have you noticed how time seems to hang when you're waiting for something, like a bus or a cab or Christmas, or time to knock off from work. Because you have time on your hands, you start to notice things that have always been there but had escaped observation.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 17

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 17.

(This is a second version, my computer ate the first one! F**king stupid Machine!).

I stood watching the face in the mirror, it was mine, I knew that but with the new hairstyle it felt so different. It was definitely a girl looking back at me, transfixing me with some sort of spell.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 16

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Of A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 16.

I collected the jacket I had borrowed from Stella, from the back of my chair, and slipped it on. My head was throbbing, although the ice pack had reduced the egg from duck sized to bantam. At times it felt as if the chicken were still attached to it.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 14

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad,
part 14.

"Are you alright in there?" called Stella, knocking on the door of the cubicle.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 13

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 13.

"Would you like some more?" asked Simon of his sister as he held the second bottle of wine.

"Hmm," she said and nodded rather enthusiastically.

"Cathy?" he profferred the bottle.

"Can I have it in a doggy-bag?" I smiled back at him.

"What?" he said looking astonished.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 12

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Other Keywords: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad,
part 12.

Somehow we made it to our table, Stella and me that is, Simon had stopped to talk to some bloke near the entrance. "You won't mention those two to Simon, will you?" I asked, almost pleaded with Stella.

"No, I'll just go and ask them to join us," she joked. "Look I might only be a nurse, but I do have some functioning brain cells."

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 10

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 10.

Stella led me out to the driveway, Simon was loading my broken bicycle into his boot. "Cor this is light isn't it?" he remarked about my bike, "carbon fibre, I suppose."

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 9

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike,
by Angharad,
part 9.

Eventually the shenanigans on the floor stopped, Stella helped me to my knees and then to my feet. I felt extremely stupid and embarrassed and was blushing like a stop light. Simon still lay on the floor convulsed with laughter, Stella was also chuckling. She looked at me seriously for a moment and said, "Now you've lain with him you'll have to marry him." This brought a further fit of guffaws from the floor and she dissolved into giggles at her own joke.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 7

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 7.

Stella waved me to stay put, while she went out the bedroom door and I heard her call back, "Hi Simon, back already, is it still raining?"

My heart was pounding,I wanted to quieten it in case Simon could hear it downstairs. Compared to this, the pounding in my ears from a hard hillclimb, was nothing. I felt really frightened, who was Simon?

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 6

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
Part 6.

Climbing stairs in heels is slightly easier than going down, the heels tilt you forward so there is more chance of falling up than down. However, none of this was going through my mind as my hairdressing hostess dragged me up the stairs.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 5

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
Part 5.

"So where did you do your Yak breeding?" I asked tongue firmly placed in my cheek.

"Oh that?" she almost casually dismissed, "in a yak nursery, we used to have one but swapped it for a microscope."

"For a microscope?" I asked in amazement.

"Yes my fiance used to treat testicular cancer in ants."

"Ants have testicles?" I asked, the conversation was surreal but it was fun.

"Where do you think baby ants come from?" she demanded.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 4

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Themes: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
Part 4.

I was lost in my own internal world of sensation, the gentle tugging at my hair, the snipping of the scissors and this strange buzz that emanated somewhere from my spine and finished on the top of my head. I wondered if it was my chakras that were being charged up, but dismissed that idea as I wasn't sure if there was such a thing as a chakra. There was another noise too, but it seemed very distant - then suddenly it got very loud.

"Hey Missy Muppet, I'm talking to you," she said fortissimo alongside my ear.

Easy as Falling off a Bike

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Organizational: 

Easy as Falling off a Bike

by Angharad

Stella, someone who could get women drivers a bad name, literally knocks Charlie off his expensive racing bike. She discovers that Charlie, a research field biologist, has a secret. He's gearing up to transition as a woman, only he's too frightened to do it. Stella takes control and her brother, Simon not only fancies 'Cathy' but falls in love with her.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike part 2

Submitted by on

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Elements: 

Character Age: 

Permission: 

Easy As Falling Off A Bike.
by Angharad.
part 2.

The shower had returned me to some degree of normality and I was beginning to recover from the hypothermia or shock, or both. I grabbed the yellow bath towel and began to gently pat myself dry. I was covered in bruises and scratches, none were too deep and I'd suffered more from falling off the bike on earlier occasions.

Twenty One Years.

Submitted by on

Taxonomy upgrade extras: 

Author: 

As we came into double figures in July, apart from my son-in-law's birthday on the 12th and my daughter's birthday on the 26th, I knew there was another significant date I should be aware of, but for the life of me I couldn't think what. It niggled at me but no answers came.

Click Like or Love to appropriately show your appreciation for this post:

corny joke

Submitted by on

Taxonomy upgrade extras: 

Author: 

As Erin has asked for more humour in the blogs I've resurrected an old golfing joke which I hope you haven't seen before and that you'll enjoy. Perhaps, I should state at the beginning that I don't play golf so forgive any technical errors.

Golf Joke.

A man and his wife were playing a round of golf together. It was also their fifteenth wedding anniversary and they were planning a quiet celebratory dinner that evening, just the two of them.

About half way around the course the man puts down his club and says to his wife, "It's our anniversary today and I love you dearly."

Click Like or Love to appropriately show your appreciation for this post:

Pages

Subscribe to Angharad