Joyce Melton

Misfortune by Maryanne Peters and Joyce Melton on Kindle

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Return now with us to those thrilling days of yesteryear when women were women and men were men — except when they became women!

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Misfortune
and Other Romances of the Old West
by Maryanne Peters with Joyce Melton
Now on Kindle

Soul of the Desert

Any proper poet has a desert in their soul and I had not visited mine in weeks, so yesterday Melanie and I drove out to the area where I did most of my growing up, Imperial County, California.

This is the southeasternmost county in the state, a land of bleak hills, sand dunes, alkali dirt, canals and farm fields. And small desert towns like dusty jewels on a beige apron.

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That Ain't Right

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If anyone wonders about my politics...

That Ain't Right

by Joyce Melton

Some people think they’re better than someone else
Some people think a lot about themselfs
Some people believe things that they hadn’t ought
Some of them learned things they ain’t been taught

And that ain’t right

Hard to believe

I've been running BigCloset for more than 26 years. I've lost loved ones and found new ones. I've made friends here and elsewhere. I've written novels, stories, essays, poems and songs. I've published books.

And you all have been here with me to share this space that we have created together, a friendly place to read, write and discuss TG fiction...and other things that interest us.

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Just to be clear

While I am not overjoyed by the recent swarm of political blogs on BC, I understand that these are interesting times and people need to express their feelings and thoughts about matters of utmost importance to our community and indeed to the wider political realities.

Threads that involve name-calling may be removed, or demoted from the front page but no one is in danger of being suspended or banned for their posted content. This is vital and we need each other.

Hugs,
Joyce

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Blogging the log tables

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I grew up in the Imperial Valley, the southeast corner of California. Big farming area in a desert.

My dad worked for the Imperial Irrigation District as a zanjero, a ditch rider. Farmers and other water-users like cities and industries buy water, which is delivered through a series of canals, originating in the Colorado River 70 to 100 miles away. They have done this for about 100 years.

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Lost Patrol - Chapters 1-4 on Patreon

Pvt. Lucie's entire unit disappeared, finding themselves in the world of Me-Tah -- because it's not Utah.

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There are no girls in the Lost Patrol but there is Pvt. Lucie, maybe the next best thing?

Chapter 4 is up on Patreon!

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Sixteen the Hard Way - 21.2 - Showtime! - by Joyce Melton on Patreon

It's movie night for Joni and her(?) sisters! But being a "girl" now means things are a bit different than Joni is used to....

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Hatbox in a Pickle - Funds needed

This is not the regularly scheduled request for funds to operate BC. This is an extraordinary request for funds to help Melanie and I get back home so we can operate BC. We had an accident in my car. We are both fine, unhurt. But the car was not so lucky.

At the moment, we're stuck in the little town you end up in if you DO take a left turn at Albuquerque. The motel is nice but we want to go home. I haven't been able to get answers from the insurance as to whether they are going to cover a rental car while they decide whether to repair the car or junk it.

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Sparky Is My Hero

Originally posted February 13, 2000 on Original BigCloset

Warm Snoopy Hugs
"Sparky Is My Hero"
by Joyce E. Melton
February 13, 2000
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Chunky

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I wonder if there were another me
If she would like eating peanut butter on toast
At four in the morning?
Would she spread the peanut butter thin, but not too thin,
Just the way I do?
It has to be thick enough that
When she sprinkles peanuts on
They won't fall off
Because chunky peanut butter
Is never chunky enough?

Big Rock Candy Mountain Detour by me, about me

I'm currently writing and posting my autobiography here on BC and on Patreon. The current episode, #4 - Doodlebug Wages, in on the BC front page right now.

These are from personal memories (yes, I do remember things that happened when I was two) and family stories and most of them show what an incredible spoiled brat I was. :)

I hope you read them, enjoy and leave a comment.

Hugs,
Erin

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Big Rock Candy Mountain Detour -4- Doodlebug Wages

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Yes, we did stop at the Big Rock Candy Mountain. No, I don't remmeber it. On to Casa Grande...

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Big Rock Candy Mountain Detour
4. Doodlebug Wages
by Joyce Melton

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The latest chapter, #5 of my autobiography is up on Patreon.

Chapter 5 - Painting the Chinaberry Trees

Momma, Daddy and me (age 3) head for California to rescue my Aunt Opal.

From the beginning.

My adventures as a bratty toddler crossing the western US several times. :)

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Special FX -9- on BC, -15- on Patreon for everyone

I felt a warm glow at the compliment despite the disturbing implications. Could I get used to this? I wondered.

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Over on Patreon/BC, the newly christened Hallelujah Jones copes with dinner out and an inordinate amount of attention from everything male.

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Special FX -009- Bargain

I tried to frown at my image, but the expression looked suspiciously like a pout.

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Special FX
9. Bargain
(adapted from CD Rudd's SailorSun.Org)
by Joyce Melton

Special FX -008- Boutique

"Who am I going to believe?" he said. "My lying eyes or the gorgeous babe who wants to move in with me?"

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Special FX
(adapted from CD Rudd's SailorSun.Org)
by Joyce Melton

Preview for Patrons - The Devil in Drag is up to her old tricks

Richard Alexander and Joel Messenger are about to have an encounter with the Devil in Drag.

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Blue Moon Comic
by Donna Lamb, Melanie E and Joyce Melton
beginning in May
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Special FX -006- Braless

A retelling, with permission and differences, of C.D. Rudd's classic webcomic SailorSun.org.

Billy Jones, a film student and extra, deals with having been exposed —if that's the word— to some sort of special effect.

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Special FX
-6- Braless
by Joyce Melton

Special FX -005- Bok Choy

A retelling, with permission and differences, of C.D. Rudd's classic webcomic SailorSun.org.

Billy Jones, a film student and extra, deals with having been exposed —if that's the word— to some sort of special effect.

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Special FX
-5- Bok Choy
by Joyce Melton

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