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The State does not make mistakes -5- Answers and Arrests

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The State does not make mistakes

5 - Answers and Arrests

by Penny Lane



Marlon finds out what was done to him in the facility, and why, and ponders some unexpected choices.

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I was wakened on Wednesday morning by the sounds of rain lashing against my bedroom window and the wind howling in the chimney.

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Chapter 26
By Susan Brown

The State does not make mistakes -4- Questions and Conspiracies

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The State does not make mistakes

4 - Questions and Conspiracies

by Penny Lane



Is Marlon paranoid, or is someone really out to get him? He might still be in danger as everyone tries to find out what's going on.

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over - Chapter 12

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I was already putty in her hands. I felt so soft and submissive, in her total control and she knew it. The special medicine was working well.

"Terri, tonight the dance will be fun if you allow the experience to be womanly. Please allow yourself to enjoy being a woman in a man's arms. Allow him to lead the dance. Talk with him, the men will not harm or embarrass you. Play your new role as a beautiful warm soft woman. You will be fine, just let the evening be magical."

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over
Chapter 12
By Terry Hansay

The State does not make mistakes -3- A Terrible Shock

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The State does not make mistakes

3 - A Terrible Shock

by Penny Lane



Marlon discovers that his situation is much worse than he could have possibly imagined, but assistance comes from unexpected directions.

Sisters - Chapter 1

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A police officer volunteers for undercover work without knowing just how deep the cover will be.

The State does not make mistakes -2- In the Facility

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The State does not make mistakes

2 - In the Facility

by Penny Lane



Marlon attempts to adjust to his strange new surroundings, and finds that the locals can be friendly.

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When I awoke the following morning, I knew, before I even drew the curtains, that this was not going to be a day for going for a tramp along the coast path, going to the beach or any of the touristy things that erm, tourists do.


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Chapter 24
By Susan Brown

The State does not make mistakes -1- A knock at the door

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The State does not make mistakes

1 - A knock at the door

by Penny Lane

This story is set in an anonymous state in the near future, where surveillance techniques and bureaucracy reign. Could this be what your state will look like then?

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THE FINAL CHAPTER
Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty-Three
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you get when you put several blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty-Two
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Can you name some of the inventions blondes have developed?
1. Tricycle kickstand.
2. Solar flashlight.
3. Fire proof matches.
4. Inflatable dartboard.
5. Glass hammer.
6. Black light bulb.
7. Boomerang grenade.

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty-One
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why do blondes smile during lightning storms?
They think their pictures are being taken.

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At the top of the lane I turned left and came upon the first cat almost immediately.
It was sitting at the side of the lane, washing itself and paying no attention to me whatsoever.
A few yards further on two more cats bolted across my path, one black and the other white.
I spent the next few moments trying to work out if that meant good luck or bad.

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Chapter 22
By Susan Brown

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Chapter Twenty
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Nineteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
You wave at her.

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I woke up to a rasping lick on the nose and a purr that sounded like a car engine close to my ear.

Opening my eyes, I saw two big green eyes staring at me.

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Chapter 21

By Susan Brown

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Eighteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you tell if a Blonde has been working on a computer?
White-Out ® on the screen.

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Seventeen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde owl say?
What? What?

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Sixteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin sister?
She didn’t realize she was looking in the mirror.

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We arrived back in Penmarris rather later than we hoped. I had wanted to see Katie about those emails I had received from Olivia and Nigel, but now that would have to wait until the morning.


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Chapter 20

By Susan Brown

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Fifteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

And, of course, the ultimate blonde joke is, “What’s black and blue and brunette?”
A brunette that’s told one too many blonde jokes.

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Blonde Joke
Chapter Fourteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
Give her a card that says, “Turn over,” on each side.

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Dowesford, the nearest large town was over the border in Cornwall. We managed to get through passport checks and customs at the border post without a full body search...


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Chapter 19
By Susan Brown

A Blast from the Past -Conclusion-

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A Blast from the Past

 
(Conclusion)

 

By Ginger Collins

 

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Chapter Thirteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.

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Chapter Twelve
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why don’t bosses let blondes take lunch breaks?
So they don’t have to retrain them if they find their way back.

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Occasionally, you wake up, and don’t know where you are or are confused and disorientated. However, when I wakened on the first morning in my own little cottage home there was a smile on my face.


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Chapter 18
By Susan Brown

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Chapter Eleven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell. She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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Chapter Ten
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

Rhysling's Rue - Part 12

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“Captain Honore, this is Captain Helen Hunt of the Fleet Strike Carrier Hermes. That would be the “Giant piece of shit we choose to call a ship”. I would appreciate your company in my ready room ASAP. I think we have some items of mutual interest to discuss. When do you think I can expect the pleasure of your company?”

Rhysling's Rue
Chapter 12
By Theide

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Chapter Nine
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a patch and a tire pump to reinflate it.

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Chapter Eight
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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‘We headed for the car park where Dawn had left her car to make sure that it was okay to leave it overnight. We had both had a few drinks and the last thing she wanted was to be breathalysed.



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Chapter 16
By Susan Brown

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Chapter Seven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde,
and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. There’s no such thing as
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over - Chapter 11

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I pulled on the tight thin top. Wow was it tight and it really did show my VS lacey bra. Joan said it looked very nice, very feminine. As I looked down, I could see the shape of my cups and the outline of the bra. Looking in the mirror I saw my bra cups and straps beaming out, saying I was all woman. I asked Joan if it was OK. She smiled and said "You look great. Don't worry it, you look very pretty." She said she loved my VS molded cup push up bra. You have a every pretty shape, be proud, Terri!

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over
Chapter 11
By Terry Hansay

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Chapter Six
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They’re all true.

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‘Hi, Jocasta, are you in the middle of anything?’ The reception on my mobile wasn’t great, but what can you expect in the wilds of Devon?

‘No, only rolling some pastry. Is everything all right?’



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Chapter 15
By Susan Brown

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