FLASHBACK

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WHEN I HAVE CLOSED MY EYES
SUDDENLY IT HAPPENS

Storms: an angry night

Now finally available on DVD and LILAC-RAY after decades (okay, a couple of weeks) , the musical and comedic stylings of your favorite (only) Transgender Comedy Team, Roland and DiMaggio, presenting their most popular motion picture ever, White Camisole.

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Kristy and Drea have agreed to sing songs from the movie; some of the most popular songs ever written by that endearing composer, Irene Berlin. And now, without further ado, here they are, Roland and DiMaggio.

White Camisole

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Post Op Blues

Last month, I felt a strange urge to write new, TG words to an old song. Maybe my subconscious was responding to the stories and poems based on songs that many authors posted several months ago. Sometimes I'm just very slow. 8)

I made up the "punch line" for this song a long time ago, but, I'm sure, not before I was post op!

I included the lyrics for the original song; some might be interested.

thanks, but no thanks

GRANNY’S SONG

When I was a young girl, my granny held me on her knee
She used to tell me stories about our great country

Stories about the riggin’ men and the cowboys true
About the winters so cold, turn your fingers blue

She taught me right from wrong, to be good to everyone
And to never leave a chore alone, until it has been done

Sometimes I could ride a horse, or go in a pickup truck
I thought that nobody else had ever had such luck

She would sing of the river red, and how she would long
For the range, and her man, my granddaddy, who was so strong

SCARS

Covered over
But not removed

WHY DADDY WHY

What made you fear
So you couldn’t be here
Why daddy why daddy why

Here they are once again, Missy and Patsy, the Pelegrino Girls!

Hey...just so you know..this is the our first gig for our "Hey Patsy,I Gotta Feelin' We Ain't in Bayonne Anymore" tour. Our cousin Angie DiMaggio asked us to do this song, and we love this...Aunty Andrea forgot ...she's always forgettin' somethin' you know? Well this is a birthday present for a friend of ours...shoulda been done last week, but that's what we gotta deal with, huh?

so...for our good friend and Aunt who lives all the way over in Australia, Happy Birthday Aunt Alison Mary

 

Songs I Never Heard: As least I wish I'd never heard this one. The tune's catchy, from the early sixties. When I first heard it, it stuck around for days. None of our campiest sisters could ever be accused of writing or singing this one...

 

Part of this is mine. I don't remember where I first heard the rest of it... Oh well, What a life...

Then She met some other girls
Who were just like she
And She walked out a winner

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PILLAR TO POST

Pillar to post, I’ve been beaten
Cant win the game they’re always cheatin’
Behind me only failure
Ahead of me who can tell yah

 

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WHEELCHAIR

Quietly it sits in a corner, no movement can it make
But when you sit, go outside, the world begins to shake

When you come near, some people, they would balk
As if they had seen some fright, like Carroll’s jabawac

If they knew you, as all who do, and I am no exception
They would take another look, and love upon reflection

Why do some, when they see, someone different than their own self
Stick them into a box, and put them on a shelf

My dear friend, don’t be sad, if someone turns from thee

by Andrea Lena Dimaggio
 
Longing for the woman's touch...