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To Shape One's Life - 2

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TO SHAPE ONE'S LIFE
Part 2 of 4

by Jeffrey M. Mahr

A tree cannot grow in the sky,
nor clouds be in the sea, nor fish live in the fields,
nor can blood be in sticks nor sap in rocks.

-- Titus Lucretius Carus<

The Bell Curve

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The Bell Curve
By Ricky

She had beautiful eyes. Warm, liquid brown eyes that that showed her eagerness while they bored into your soul. She was stretched languidly on the couch, her trim belly bare and her legs spread wide in invitation. I had been neglecting her terribly, long hours at work and no time for her, yet there she lay there begging me to come over and stroke her body. I felt like a cad as I stood there.

The Poseidon Adventure

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The Poseidon Adventure

by: Lilith Langtree


**Winner of the 2009 May Day Writing Contest**

Meriel should have died from the tidal wave that destroyed her yacht.

Revenge of the Goddess

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Revenge of the Goddess
By Ricky

Things have been kind of quiet around the Old Gods Home when a couple of young punks on Earth decide to desecrate an image of the almost forgotten fertility goddess Sheela-Na-Gig. With a little help from her retired buddies she still has enough power to give the punks a lesson in femininity.

Either Do it Right, or Don't Do it at All (Part 9)

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Either Do it Right, or Don't Do it at All
Part 9
by:
Lilith Langtree


Sam, my laywer, nodded and I saw the grim look on his face. "So, when did you grow breasts?"

Sex and Taxes

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April 15th

For many U.S. residents, this is known as Tax Day. To honor this auspicious occasion, I humbly offer my latest drabble. :)

Sex and Taxes
Copyright 2009 by Heather Rose Brown
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Desperately Seeking Stephanie

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Inspired by, but not a direct copy of, one of my all time favourite films. When she wakes up in an anonymous hotel room after a nasty crack on the head, she doesn't know who she is, where she is, or even recognise her own face. But as always in Seacombe, one should not take things too seriously.

This story was first published on FictionMania, with just a few changes from the original.

Working Girl ~ A Day In The Life

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The alarm went off, sounding like a amplified version of Big Ben and my head nearly came off with the noise.
After throwing the clock across the room, my heart rate dropped from an estimated two and a half thousand to a mere two hundred. With some reluctance, I cracked one of my sticky eyes open.
 
Working Girl ~ A Day In The life
 
By Susan Brown
 
Angel

A MISS to shatter an Historic MYTH. A quirky verse of one of our ancient myths by Tanya Allan

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Another myth is in my sights,
A well known tale of old.

Sir Guy the Gay, an epic poem by Tanya Allan

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SIR GUY THE GAY

In days of old, when knights were bold,
In a kingdom, far, far away.

Girlwind : 01

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"NNNNNNO!"

"Don't you talk to your mother that way, young lady!"

"I is being doing what is bestest, and you is being a dummyhead!"

"Okay, don't talk to ME that way, either."

"Hmph!"

Girlwind
The Story of an Irresistable Force
In a Life of Immovable Objects
by Edeyn Hannah Blackeney

The Dress Code

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Mike wheeled the car into the parking space outside the dirty, non-descript building that was his place of employment. Without thinking he slid into a too small parking space, the only kind that were available in the too small lot, and slid the lever into park.

Maiden by Decree Chapter 18

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Maiden by Decree
Chapter Eighteen
 By Maggie Finson
 

On The Loose

or, Just What Are You Trying to Tell Me Here?

Maiden by Decree Chapter 17

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Maiden by Decree
Chapter Seventeen
 By Maggie Finson
 
Captivity

or, I Really Need to Find a Better Class of Kidnappers

Luck Be A Lady -7-

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Luck be a Lady

by: Catherine Linda Michel

Part 7

Maiden by Decree Chapter 16

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Maiden by Decree
Chapter Sixteen
 By Maggie Finson
 
Kidnapped

or, You Guys Are in SOOO Much Trouble!

The Mystery of the Missing Frocks

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bridget_mod_face.jpg       Everything a great crime mystery should have: romance, a detective and a road chase - except that this is no "Love Story", "Sherlock Holmes" or "Bullit" and there certainly isn't a great crime. Follow our intrepid narrator as he falls in love with a girl in London, becomes a woman in Seacombe, then on to modeling in a West End fashion house and, in a "Not The Thirty-Nine Steps" finale, to the Scottish Highlands to uncover…
 
The Mystery of the Missing Frocks
 
by Charlotte Dickles

In Memory of Andrea

(whose Petticoat Detective stories provided the inspiration for this story.)

 

Susie and Jeffrey 13 - 18

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"He'll have his suspicions, but there's no need to worry - just swat him away, like any girl would a snoopy thirteen year old boy."

"I can't wait, Susie: it's my dream come true - a randy teenager feeling me up."

"I know, Jeffrey - and I promise you, I'll be doing that later."

Susie and Jeffrey 13 - 18 by Jamie Hayworth

You Must Give In Order To Receive - a Dr Who Fanfic (Chp 1)

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You Must Give In Order To Receive
By Maggie the Kitten

photo by Tahiti

Enroute to Christmas Eve dinner at Jackie's house, Rose and the Doctor encounter a woman on London Bridge who changes their lives forever.

Gaia's Avatar - 4

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In this last part, Theia ties up some loose threads and deals with a couple serious personal issues before she finally learns the ultimate meaning of life.

WARNING: If you have a fear of snakes, then this story isn't for you. A large nonpoisonous snake figures prominently in this story.

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Gaia's Avatar - 3

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Theia and company finally make the move to California to see the grand new office building for the first time, and the surprises continue to trickle in.

WARNING: If you have a fear of snakes, then this story isn't for you. A large nonpoisonous snake figures prominently in this story.

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Gaia's Avatar - 2

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Theia continues to learn a great many things about the environment and about herself -- as Gaia's avatar and as a woman.

WARNING: If you have a fear of snakes, then this story isn't for you. A large nonpoisonous snake figures prominently in this story.

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Gaia's Avatar - 1

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A financial genius doesn't know when to stop making money and Gaia (Earth as goddess) takes advantage of the golden opportunity.

WARNING: If you have a fear of snakes, then this story isn't for you. A large nonpoisonous snake figures prominently in this story.

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A Christmas Carol

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A Christmas Carol

by Charlotte Dickles
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Ben Scott, otherwise known as Ebenezer Scrooge, was the company hit man, and his idea of a Christmas gift was to announce the downsizing of the medical laboratory, along with huge redundancies, on Christmas Eve. But as he found to his cost, always beware scientists bearing gifts.

Change Here for Marilyn Monroe

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CHANGE HERE FOR MARILYN MONROE
By Charlotte Dickles

It was meant to be a walking holiday over the Easter Bank Holiday weekend, but somehow it got terribly confused with the Marilyn Monroe conference in the next town. Alec was not to know it, but those first few words of the announcement at Dorton Station might have been declared apocalyptic. "Change here for Marilyn Monroe..."

My Transgender Childhood Comix #5

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Hello everyone! This is a rather long delayed addition to this series of single-panel comics. It's a bit different than the other ones because it implies a body swap, but I hope it still fits in with my theme of being a child and gendered differently than you may appear. If it doesn't, then I hope it at least gives everyone a bit of a giggle or a reason to smile. Enjoy!

Maiden by Decree Chapter 15

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Maiden by Decree
Chapter Fifteen
 By Maggie Finson
 
Chalmnessa

or, So This is Where You Grew Up …

Susie and Jeffrey 10 - 11 - 12

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"Thank God you're all right, Jeffrey - my heart was in my mouth."

"Mine still is, Susie - and my balls are keeping it company."

Susie and Jeffrey 10 - 11 - 12 by Jamie Hayworth

Manny and Maude - 2 - On the Wall

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Little ditty about Manny and Maude, seamstrist and guard travellin’ the Land Beyond.
Maudie's sellin’ sartorial splendor, Manny debutante of Maudie’s mirror.

Oh yeah life goes on...

Warning: Please brush your teeth after consuming this story, for it may cause cavities.
Warning 2: Contains some funky formatting, which I blame upon my imaginary friend, Imaginary Fred.

Not the Cup Final

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Not the Cup Final

By Charlotte Dickles

Synopsis: When most of the male members of the book group decide to go to Wembley to see the Cup Final, the others decide to run a Murder Mystery Game on the same day. The problem is, they don't make games for seven women and one man.

The Magic of Love - 6

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This version has had some long overdue editing. Thanks to Puddin' for the help.

In this last part, Amy and Stewart adjust to their new lives, and they do an unusually good job of it, maybe too good a job. Read on to see how the story ends. :)

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The Magic of Love - 5

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This version has had some long overdue editing. Thanks to Puddin' for the help.

Thanks to Amelia's selfishness and misconduct, both her family and Stu's end up being punished. Will the suffering never end? Please read on and find out.

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Over the River and Through the Woods

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Over the River and Through the Woods
By Maggiethekitten

Just a little light-hearted non-transgender travel tale for Thanksgiving

The Magic of Love - 4

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This version has had some long overdue editing. Thanks to Puddin' for the help.

Stu slowly changes and Amelia takes far too much pleasure in it. Can anyone stop it? Will Amelia ever be caught? Read on and find out.

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The Magic of Love - 3

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This version has had some long overdue editing. Thanks to Puddin' for the help.

Stu goes too far and pushes Amelia over the edge. The teen train wreck continues and the two of them finally jump the track.

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The Magic of Love - 2

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This version has had some long overdue editing. Thanks to Puddin' for the help.

Amelia and Stu turn into a teen train wreck. No one comes near but neither can they look away. The story revolves around them to spin a modern tale of magic and love.

(There's a hint of transgender in this part but the main transgender element doesn't start until near the end of the next part. Please stay tuned.)

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