...Bristolian Street Fighting! Unfortunately, I doubt she was expecting trouble, so we're not likely to see her pull a compound bow out of a bag of holding and fire off a couple of shots; and if past performance is a guide to future performance, Simon probably won't be much help; so that leaves Bristolian Street Fighting. If you can't remember back that far, it was the tactic she used in her first Mafia encounter, waaaaay back in episode 208 (16th Feb 2008)...

Let's do the timewarp again...

“These two men were assaulting this lady, whom we think to be Russian or from a Baltic state. We asked them to desist and they attempted to assault us. I knocked the one down before his friend did the same to me, and Cathy took him out after shouting a warning to him to stop and desist.”

“Gee whizz ladies. How the hell did you knock them down? We know these two, they are real sleaze bags.”

“Kick boxing,” said Stella, and pointed to groaner number one.”

“Bristolian Street Fighting,” I said and shrugged my shoulders.

“I thought that was usually with a bottle?” said the copper.

“Couldn’t find one, had to improvise. Cor my elbow is sore.” It was, too.

Read the rest of 208 and the first half of 209 for a comprehensive description of Bristolian Street Fighting (otherwise known as: make it up as you go along). Oh, and also in 209, Cathy first encounters a very loud mouthed tot by the name of Jemima...

“Mummmmmmmmmmy, dat wady has dirty mark on her face, her jacket has a hole in it. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?”
...
A nurse and one of the admin staff came to help shut her up, she was waking up patients in the mortuary.

And in case you were wondering, we first met Ken Nicholls back in November (23rd, 2009).

But I am curious about Julie. Her situation must be
stressful not because she is obligated to deliver
anything just because she flirts. It's her right, and
it should be a privilege to be on the receiving
end of such flirtation. But her situation must be
stressful when she is reminded that she has limitations.
At a time when a teenager starts to become
romantically involved. I wish I could say I
was more tolerant in my younger days but I was not.
That was one of my serious shortcomings but I was just
bending to accept the prevailing norm. Julie must be
a beautiful person who would make any person happy.

To the author I suggest he write in a car for her. It
would be much safer than the moped type vehicle she has.
After all they are rich and can do what ever is necessary
to get her a drivers license. Even if it's a limited
license just so she can go to school.

As for the two criminals that walked in I believe they
will be struck down by some blue light.