Vasily was plainly nervous, fidgeting in the back seat as they approached the glass and steel edifice that was CareGiver’s Orlando facility. The heat as they stepped out into the sun was an oppressive blast in the face even though it was still early in the day and He found himself adding to his nervous perspiration with genuine sweat as the foursome entered the building and strolled across the lobby to find Anne at her usual post.

Blonde Joke Chapter Twenty-Two by Jeffrey M. Mahr   Can you name some of the inventions blondes have developed? 1. Tricycle kickstand. 2. Solar flashlight. 3. Fire proof matches. 4. Inflatable dartboard. 5. Glass hammer. 6. Black light bulb. 7. Boomerang grenade.

Netherworlds had a lot of different races, as well as the ability to decide on a dungeons-and-dragons type alignment, which determined what quests were available and who you could group with. Liara, Taur’othen, Gorokka, Brynhilda, and the rest of Dyslexics Untied (our guild) were Neutral Good, which as far as I can tell is basically obeying the law but only if people are watching, and trying to help people as much as possible. Chaotic evil guilds were so common that it tended to make world Player vs. Player combat really imbalanced, because Chaotic Evil is going around slaughtering stuff not paying attention to what people THINK, and because you’re chaotic you’re allowed to kill pretty much anyone that you don’t have loyalties to, and sometimes people that you do.

Part 1:The Transformation

By Willy Mays Hayes

Blonde Joke Chapter Eighteen by Jeffrey M. Mahr   How can you tell if a Blonde has been working on a computer? White-Out ® on the screen.

Blonde Joke Chapter Seventeen by Jeffrey M. Mahr   What does a blonde owl say? What? What?

Blonde Joke Chapter Fifteen by Jeffrey M. Mahr   And, of course, the ultimate blonde joke is, “What’s black and blue and brunette?” A brunette that’s told one too many blonde jokes.

“I know what you’re thinking of doing!” She hissed the words into Sean’s ear. “I just want you to know that every single one of us backs you. Just make sure you hit the right target!” Sean broke their embrace and looked into Anne’s eyes, searching for something, some sense of the other woman that would tell her how to respond. In the end, there was only one thing she could say.

Blonde Joke Chapter Eleven by Jeffrey M. Mahr   What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like Hell. She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Blonde Joke Chapter Ten by Jeffrey M. Mahr   How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

Blonde Joke Chapter Nine by Jeffrey M. Mahr   When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? When you have a patch and a tire pump to reinflate it.

Blonde Joke Chapter Seven by Jeffrey M. Mahr   Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. There’s no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Blonde Joke Chapter Five by Jeffrey M. Mahr   How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Three. One to mix the dough and two to sort the M&Ms to remove the “W”s, “E”s and “3”s.

Blonde Joke Chapter Four by Jeffrey M. Mahr   What is a blonde with brunette died hair? Artificial Intelligence.

He had an evasion course programmed, and he found himself holding his breath as the clock ticked downward, holding a single finger supported by the others, ready to stab the button which would cause his ship to engage in fairly violent maneuvers. He nervously checked his harness with the other hand as the numbers on his boards dwindled toward zero.

Casting Call

by Miranda Epidote

Some roles are easier to fill than others.

Legend of the Ancient Kingdoms

 
After coming clean about her love Athanas proposes to her but she has no chance to answer before they are disturbed by news of war. It seems Apollonia is out to take the country of Akkadia from her brother, not only that Seleukos is on the move also. Can Natasa protect Akkadia from a battle on two fronts?